h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Several more of the pan dimensional dolphins appear, with a giant food proccessor that converts the dark energy eater critters into more managable food, whihc they consume with no ill effects*

GET THAT FOOD PROCESSOR OVER HERE!

*Another food proccessor and more dolphins appear next to Hussassan and set to work*

*with the big "no boson" net to sweep the eaters into the food processor*!!!

*cuts a hole in the "no boson" net*

Excuse me but who's the enemy here

*unfortunately the food processors require energy and the energyeaterreplicators simply explode out of the dolphins.*
The replicators become a little smaller by splitting in half and just pass through the net, however the blackenergy dolphins are caught as they are incapable of reforming*

(a matter anti-matter reaction creates a blackenergy form depending on the nature of the matter the anti-matter hit. This is a big clue as to how to make something that will affect the energy eaters)

*eats an energy eater*

*the energy eater just passes through him.*

Sod this, lets try an EM Pulse. It stops all EM stuff working and hopefully starve the blighters!!!

*The replicators stop reproducing... look cross, then start on the crews of the ships, devouring their energy (reproducing less) and instantly snuffing out their lives.*

*Brings the Excalibur about.*

*Envelops the evil critters in his vast power and expells them from all existance to a backwards universe were a giant Barney plush toy reigns with an iron lung*

ha!!!! take that you evil scum...

*Quickly pulls on a space suit as there are a couple still left on the Outlaw Star and its electrical systems have been shut down. A dark replicator suddenly breaks through the hull.*

Ah, s**t!

*Shoots the replicator with a caster pistol. You don't need to know the specifics of that gun, just that it obliterates the replicator altogether, so it will >never< come back in any way, shape, form, etc.*

Same deal with my attack

Could you please use that over here, or do you mean it has been disabled? *Shoots two more energy eaters.*

*Floats over to Hussassan and transfers all the energy eaters... to the that different dimension where they will be eternally tortured by a giant Barney plush toy*

*Unfortunately such a weapon does not exist and the stress caused hallucination suffered by Hussassan and HDS ends*


The energy eaters/replicators were created by a matter - anti matter reaction.

!!!!!!!!(a matter anti-matter reaction creates a blackenergy form depending on the nature of the matter the anti-matter hit. This is a big clue as to how to make something that will affect the energy eaters)!!!!!!!!



*The cook on Hussassan's ship looks up in fear as one of the creatures approach him. He backs away but to no avail as the creature passes through him and his life just ends*