h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see you and I raise you......Werekitty!

I see... erm... me. And I raise you... Ralph!

I see Ralph and raise you (hmmmm who's left) Wonko!

I see you Wonko, and raise you......Arwen!

I see your Arwen, and raise you... !!

I see your and raise you a Christams tree!

I take your and raise you a lightbulb and 2 slices of ham!

I see your and 2 slices of ham and raise you a

I see your and raise you a with a !

I see your with a and raise you

I see your and raise you a...

a tiny shack selling weird candy and computers out in the middle of nowhere!

I see your a tiny shack selling weird candy and computers out in the middle of nowhere and raise you a pointless road side 'dinner'

I see your pointless roadside 'dinner' and raise you a highway overpass with a crack in the middle!

I see your highway overpass with a crack in the middle and raise you a spaghetti junction!

I see your spaghetti junction and raise you...

a farmhouse filled with blocks of ice!

I see your a farmhouse filled with blocks of ice and raise you a sky scraper filled with peanuts!

I see your skyscraper filled with peanuts and raise you a bulldozer with a mind of it's own!

I see your bulldozer with a mind of it's own and raise you a concrete mixer with the personality of a two year old!

I see your concrete mixer with the personality of a two year old and raise you a collection of various flavors of lollipops, each with a gold needle hidden inside.

I see your collection of various flavors of lollipops, each with a gold needle hidden inside and raise you a sick sweet store owner that like to poison children¬!