h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fine I raise you, Dame Trott

I see your dame trott, and I raise you an angst-ridden teenager.

gah, how do I top that,

I raise you a Dungeons and Dragons playing 32 year old!

not one with fake ears?

Ok ok ok.... I see your D&D playing 32 year old, and raise you.... five aging, balding trekkies with cheap cotton uniforms and wobbly spock ears.

I see your elderly trekkies and raise you,

a platoon of teletubby toddlers!

*hides*

I see your platoon of tele tubby toddlers, and raise you....


Richard Whitely!

*shudder* I raise you a troop of 5 year olds that think they're Power Rangers!

dear god.

I see your 5 year olds who think they're Power Rangers, and raise you three japanese adults who are obsessed with pokemon

I see your japanese men who are obsessed with Pokemon, and raise you three middle aged women who know all the words to all the disney songs!

I see your middle aged women who know all the words to all the disney songs, and raise you ten little girls who own every single my little pony

I see your little girls who own every my little pony and raise you one spoiled princess who owns a REAL pony and every barbie doll in production!

erm. I see your spoiled princess who owns a real pony and every barbie doll, and raise you a fourty year old woman with an iron hard bun (hairwise) who teaches young ladies how to ride horses.

I see your fourty year old woman with an iron hard bun (hairwise) who teaches young ladies how to ride horses and raise you a horse that won the abbey I mean grand national

I see your horse that won the grand national, and raise you a champion turnip at the Hartley and Bean annual vegetable festival.

I see your turnip and raise you a that looks like a

I see your like and raise you a parsnip that looks like... ah.... ahem... a....

!!!!!!!!!
I see your parsnip and raise you two melons

I seeyour two melons and raise you 3 balls of fire and a Disney Fairy!

I see your balls of fire and a Disney Fairy and raise you,,,,,,

a disney herorin!

I see your heroin

And raise you five tough policemen with a drugs testing kit.