h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I raise you the known universe.

i see your known universe and raise you the third dimension and 5 small rabbits

I see all of that, and raise you 42 parralel universes and a piece of smelly goat's cheese.

I see your above mentioned things and raise you two doo dahs, a shaved and two, thats TWO marathon bars!

I see the above, and raise you a pack of mini bars and a vinyl copy of "I'm dreaming of a White Christmas"

well, you're obviously serious about this!

I see your bars and Vinyl and raise you a bigggg mug of tea, some half used pritt stick AND a personelly signed jotter, signred by me!

I'll see you, and raise you.........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SHRUBBERY!!!!!

I raise you..................
A SHRUBBERY WITH A PATH!

i see your shrubbery with a path and raise you a shrubbery with path AND gate!

I see your shrubbery with a path and a gate and raise you.......

a shrubbery, with a path and a gate and a .................... POND

I see your garden, path, shrubbery and pond and i raise you a small mountain of cabbages!

I see your mountain of cabbage and raise you a sprout

I see your sprout and raise you a birdseye microwavable meal for two!

I raise you a rump roast

i see your rump roast and raise you two quirrels, a banjo and a small collection of Beano comics

Well I raise you the first ever Beano comic!

I see your first Beano comic and raise you Jacks beanstalk!

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I see your beanstalk and raise you daisy the cow!

may I be dealt in?

*drops a black hole on the table*

I see your daisy the cow and raise you entropy itself.