h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I sneer at your flock of seagulls and raise you a leaping lemon lion languisly licking lollies

I see your leaping lemon lion languisly licking lollies and raise you a...
Seeping scion selfishly sic'in sissies!

I see your Seeping scion selfishly sic'in sissies and raise you a slithering snake silkily sneeking slowly seeing snails

I see your slithering snake silkily sneeking slowly seeing snails and raise you a pile of empty soda cans

You ruined the alliteration (oog= Out of game)

I see your pile of empty soda cans and raise you a small mouse

I see your small mouse, and raise you slightly larger mouse.

I see your slightly larger mouse and raise you a rat

My god! is this war still going! We started it three month ago, i thought it would have blown over by now! What did we start fighting for anyway?

I don't know I mean we started with this very odd poker game and it got a bit out of hand

oh...ok,







I raise you a slice of cheddar cheese

I scoof at your cheddar cheese and you a bottle of chardinay 1894 with a collection of baroque glasses!!!

I see your bottle of mispelt chardinay 1894 with a collection of baroque glasses and i raise you a toffee apple!!!!!

*check's purse*

Sorry, that's me beat however I'm not giving in that easiler. I see your fruit with melted sugar and raise you myself!!!

I see you and raise you me

I see me and raise you me and a mirror image of me!

I see you and the mirror image of you and raise you me and the hall of mirrors mirror images of me

I se you and yer mirror and raise you a penny from 1718 that's been stepped on 312 times, dropped in a gutter twice, stabbed with a knife, razed with a laser, fallen through a temporal vortex and back, and been swallowed and puked!

I see your antiquated penny with a long history and mistreatment and raise you heap loads of cash with a similar story!!!

Isee your amount of cash with a bad history and raise you half a dime, with two halfs!

I see your half a dime with 2 halves, and raise you a plastic coin.