h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see your pickled raisin and a dried pickle, and raise you...of all things, a poker chip.

I see your poker chip and raise you a book on irony

I see your book of irony, and raise you an existential elevator.

I see your exisential elevator and raise you a infinite esculator.

I see your infinite esculator and raise you a tab button and a <- button!

*joins the game two minutes before she has to leave for class*

I see you tab and backspace, and raise you verses 256-257 of Sura 2 (The Cow) of the Quran!

I see your verses 256-257 of Sura 2 (The Cow) of the Quran and raise you an abacus and a large hairnet!

I see your abacus and a large hairnet and raise you a pocketfull of posies.

I see your posies and raise you TWO cancelled classes on the same day and the cute guy that smiled at me on the bus home.

I see you TWO cancelled classes on the same day and the cute guy that smiled at me on the bus home, and raise you a

(hmm, interesting results of cut'n'paste...)

I see you and raise you a quick shower!

I see your quick shower, and raise you a penny whistle.

I see your penny whistle and raise you a small red car!

(I'm always amused when people use ... I know it means Out Of Character but I keep thinking of them impersonating orang utans)

...and I see your small red car and raise you a bunch of orang utan impersonators!

I see your bunch of orang utang impersonators, and raise you...a gorillagram!

I see your gorillagram, and raise you a fund.

I see your fund, and raise you....A cupcake of total annihalation!!

Not the cupcake!

Well... I see your cupcake of total annihalation, and I raise you---a cupcake of total annihilation!

I see your cupcake of total annihilation and raise you a Moose of Spooky Doom!

I laugh at your moose, and raise you this here pile of junk!