h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see your plastic coin and rise you a rubber duck!

I see your rubber duck and raise you a beheadable teletubby (the purple one)

I see your beheadable teletubby (the purple one) and raise you a bit of runny stilton.

I scoff at your runny cheese and raise you some margarine!!!

I decompose your margarine, and raise you a biology teacher.

I laugh at your biology teacher and raise you a Student from Sunderland University!!!

I bleed on your Student from Sunderland University and raise you a pencil case!

I'm out!!!

I see your pencil case and raise you a monitor lizard

I see your Monitor Lizard and raise you a bananananananana.

I see your bananananananana and raise you a kiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi

I see your kiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi and raise you an pineapple.

I see your pine apple and raise you a bowl of arranged fruit!

I see your bowl of arranged fruit, and raise you a tin of condensed milk.

I see your tin of condensed milk and raise you a bottle of gravy

I see your bottle of gravy and raise you a stuffed turkey.

I see your stuffed turkey and raise you some stolen boots.

I see your stolen boots, and raise you a square box with a pink ribbon around it.

I see your box with a pink ribbon around it and raise you a tempered olive.

i see you tempered olive and raise you pickled raisin and a dried pickle.