h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see your the festering corpse of a sweet, cuddly bunny and raise you a toilet crocodile!

I see your toilet crocodile, and raise you a nuclear explosive.

I laugh at your nuclear expolsive and I raise you a large civil engineering contract!!!

I sneeze at your contract, and raise you a banana.

I scoff at your banana and raise you...err...umm...the sum contents of my pocket. Which is £42, €0.10, a pack of polos and a hankerchief. Don't ask where the ten cents came from!!!

I see your cash, and raise you.....a cardboard coffee cup with tea in it.

I see your poor quality polysterne cup filled with undecent inferior bownian motion producer and raise you a mug with the words "I'm with stupid " on the front containing lemon tea, picked from a paddy field in the TPLAC of China!!!

I see your mug with the words "I'm with stupid" on the front containing lemon tea, picked from a paddy field in the TPLAC of China!!! and raise you a dead duck.

I see your dead duck and raise you a double covalent bonded hydrocarbon.

I see your double covalent bonded hydrocarbon and raise you...A Norwegian rodent named Buret.

I see your Scandavian rat and I'll raise you a block of flats!!!

I see your block of flats and raise you a light dependant resistor.

i see our light-dependent resistor and raise you a stick ritualistically cut from Yggdrasil.

I see your religious icon and raise you an entire monetsry complete with running water and faith!!!

I see your monetsry complete with running water and faith and raise you a defensive catholic priest.

I see your defensive catholic priest and raise you n E.Coli. bacteria that's resulting deaths the priest misinteroprets as a sign from GOd to go kill someone halfway around the world.

I see your n E.Coli. bacteria that's resulting deaths the priest misinteroprets as a sign from GOd to go kill someone halfway around the world and raise you...a chewed-up wad of gum.

I scoff at your chewing gum and raise you a packet of Joosters!!!

I digest your Joosters, and raise you a dead sparrow.

There's alot of stuff on this table now, it's a pyramid of tat

I laugh at your decaying bird and raise you a flock of seagulls!!!