A Conversation for World War Battlefield
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 15, 2003
*hits rimmer on the head* sorry spook
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
Mystrunner Posted Jan 15, 2003
*Brings out a very large steak knife, and lunges at Phoniex.*
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
*hits phoniex in the stumach*
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
give me a brake i'm from sweden...
Belly, tummy, gut, foodstoragefacility
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Jan 15, 2003
*As Werekitty tucks into a delicious helping of offal, Corporal Tosh pulls out a some shears and after a neat bit of trimming stands back to reveal a naked Werekitty*
"Much as I hate joining the overdog, Rimmer is my CO, so...."
*Pulls out a set of those little forks you use to hold corn on the cob (you know the ones I mean), and proceeds to very gently stab Phonies repeatedly about the head.*
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Jan 15, 2003
I ment Phoniex, although if there are any imposters in here, I'll get to you in a minute.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 16, 2003
*hits Tosh over the head with a saucepan, a hollow bongggg sounds*
Sounds pretty empty!
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creachy Posted Jan 16, 2003
*creachy comes running in shouting what will hopefully be a scary war cry* DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE MIGHTY *in his right hand a spatula, in his left a wooden spoon. starts attacking aragorn in a windmill like fashion that could repell an octopus*
don't worry tosh, your mp is here!
creachy mp to the
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 16, 2003
*uses 
to poke everyone*
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Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Jan 17, 2003
"Your out numbered Arwen, surrender with honour noble warrior, other wise we will be forced to take you round the back of a shed and give you a good kicking."
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
Skullock Posted Jan 17, 2003
*strides gallantly out onto the battle field.*
*Wonder's what's the best way to fight off people who are all using kitchen wear.*
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 17, 2003
Hey, Creachy, you shouldn't attack me, I'm the second-in-command-MP!
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 20, 2003
*looks shocked at her furless state* 
*the room is filled with so much steam noone can see anything*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 20, 2003
*bumps into tosh*
ouch!
sorry Tosh, cant see anything cause of all the steam.
The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 20, 2003
*changes into a full cat, then back into her normal half & half form, miraculously replacing all her fur*
That shows you!!
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 20, 2003
i will never surrender *pokes tosh with
The kicking of the elf (is arwen an elf, I can't remember)
Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money Posted Jan 20, 2003
*With the assistance of Rimmer, Creachy, Corporal Tosh drags Arwen behind a convenient shed and using hob nail boots (of the white variety, suitable for use in kitchens) specially imported from some country famous for their hob nail boots, proceed to give Arwen a good kicking.*
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The Battle of the Cutlery of Wrath
- 1781: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1782: Mystrunner (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1783: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1784: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1785: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1786: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1787: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1788: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Jan 15, 2003)
- 1789: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 16, 2003)
- 1790: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 16, 2003)
- 1791: creachy (Jan 16, 2003)
- 1792: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 16, 2003)
- 1793: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Jan 17, 2003)
- 1794: Skullock (Jan 17, 2003)
- 1795: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 17, 2003)
- 1796: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 20, 2003)
- 1797: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 20, 2003)
- 1798: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 20, 2003)
- 1799: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 20, 2003)
- 1800: Master of Complete Tosh, Keeper of the Tea Money (Jan 20, 2003)
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