h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Turns and wallops Rimmer on the head with the rolling pin. *

And that's for forcing Creachy into the fire. You really shouldn't hit a chap that hard close to a nice vennison roast.

*remembers something from b'log*
*throws a flaming homer at Odo*

* catches flaming homer in wock and adds a pint of olive oil *

Now this should be interesting

* catapults the resulting concoction back towards Ralph.*

*uses the Schwartz to fling it back at Odo*

*spook catches it, drinks the flaming homer, hen replaces it with a flaming moe and throws it back to Odo.*

flaming homers give you strength and have healing powers, flaming moes are the weapons.

spook

No, homers are the weapons, moe's are the drinks!

no they are not. i should know, i bought the into this battle,a dn i informed you about which were the weapons and which were the drink ones. hoemrs are the drinks ebcause they are the original great drink recipe. moes are the weapons as they are not made to eprfection and have weapon poperties like exploding and stuff liek that.

i am the expert here. i could even write an entry on them.

spook

I'm seaking the page were you said differently right now!

Whilst the argument contiues Odo graps a couple of scouring pads, soaks them in methyalated spirits, ignites them over a hand flaming moe and lobs them towards spook and Ralph.

Almost there.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FP97504?thread=211113&post=2533643#p2533643

Post 815! !

Watching as the flaming brillos fall.

*throws flaming homers and moes at everyone just to be sure, too late he remembers that one of them has healing powers so the effect of the weapon one will disappear immdeately*
ARGHH!

oh, i'm sorry about that. at the time i thought they were, however, a bit later i got a call from the simpsons and they told me they'd labelled themm all up wrong, and the flaming moes are the real weapons.

sorry about the mix up.

spok

No problem.

Rounds on Rimmer and launches another attack on his back with the rolling pin.

*catches flaming moe odo through at him and ralph, tips half of it on ralph, fills it up, then chucks it back at odo.*

OUCH!
Oh now you've done it.
*pulls up his m1 garand and tries to shoot odo, realises he is a crapy shooter and hits odo in the face with the back of the rifle instead*

There's me thinking we were fighting with kitchen impliments, Oh well.

Steps back out of Rimmer's reach, snaps her fingers and appears in full combat gear. She draws her sword and lunges after Rimmer.

*hits rimmer on head with frying pan for attacking a member of his regiment.*

Oh smeg...'
*drops rifle and runs*