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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 7, 2006
*stick a pin in the ducky*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2006
*ducky flies away*
God-doomit!
*throws another barbecue sauce bomb at Ralph*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 10, 2006
Don't use my name in vain!
*fires the unholy garlic-gun of terror and carnage at Rimmer*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2006
*brings up the unpenetrable energy shield of victory and repels the unholy garlig-gun of terror and carnage*
Haha! You'll have to doom better than that! Doomit! I'm really getting sick of that happening!
*launches a baby seal at Ralph via catapult*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 10, 2006
Awwww, isn't it cute!
*gets hit in the abdomen by it*
Curse yous! Curse yous to Tesco!
*unleashes screaming canine doom in the form of a small poodle*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2006
*pets the poodle and jams it stuck in a heater vent*
Mwuahaha! Now your poodle is trapped!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 10, 2006
*The heater vent is now blocked by the poodle. Due to the enormous increase in air pressure, the poodle is catapulted out of the vent, achieving near-lightspeed velocity and turns into a glowing ball of plasma heading straight for Rimmer!*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2006
Oh no! What do I do? AAAAAARGH!
*runs around in circles and screams like a little girl when he remembers an old trick he used a long time ago. Consequently, he switches from hard-ligt to soft-light and the poodle passes through him*
Haha! See? Good things happen when you cheat!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 10, 2006
*a huge cyborg with 'game master' written on his chest pops into existens and smacks Rimmer over the head, then vanishes*
'Do you know the feeling when it seems as though the whole universe is teamed up against you?' 'Yeah, that's how you know the DM is doing his job'
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2006
*scratches his head*
Okay okay. I'm sorry. Here ralph, have a "I'm sorry-bomb"
*throws a bomb with the words "2000 megatons" scratched out and replaced with a note saying; "I'm sorry" at Ralph*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 10, 2006
Ahhhh, innit sweeeeeeeeet!
*gets blown into a million pieces, goes to hell, and returns 5 minutes later with the legions of the underworld, all of whom turn on Rimmer*
How do you like THEM apples?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 10, 2006
*gets a million clones of exorcists repeating "The power of christ compels you" over and over again till all Ralph's legions have disappeared.*
I like 'em just fiiiine.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 11, 2006
Fair enough.
*summons up an angelic host to eat the exorcists*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 12, 2006
*makes some 
*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 12, 2006
Doc! Can you doom me! I mean help me! I can't stop talking doom this. Like this. Doom, you gotta help me doom! Doom!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 12, 2006
*hands Rimmer the tea*
drink that it might help
or i could just gag you 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 12, 2006
*stares at her*
I'll try the tea...
*carefully sips the tea and spills it in his croch*
OOOOOOOOOW! Goddammit that hurt like hell! Oh my god I haven't felt such a pain since last time I spilled tea in my croch, oh dear lord in heaven that hurt ow ow ow, dear good lord I- Hey. I think that helped. Thanks alot Doc!
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recklessnes Posted Feb 13, 2006
*the flaming plasma poodle comes around again after having circled the planet once, recklessnes surfing on top of it jumps off in insanity's neck*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 14, 2006
*falls over backwards, crushing Recklessness*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 16, 2006
your very welcome Rimmer, I'm just doing my job 
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- 4604: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 10, 2006)
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- 4610: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 10, 2006)
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- 4612: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 10, 2006)
- 4613: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 11, 2006)
- 4614: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 12, 2006)
- 4615: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 12, 2006)
- 4616: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 12, 2006)
- 4617: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 12, 2006)
- 4618: recklessnes (Feb 13, 2006)
- 4619: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 14, 2006)
- 4620: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 16, 2006)
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