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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4521

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Or mess it up even further...


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4522

Terran

That has been known to happen...


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4523

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yup. Oh, well, as long as you enjoy it.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4524

recklessnes

smiley - yikes OASIS!?


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4525

Terran

*nods* Oasis


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4526

recklessnes

you're right. somebody must sort that out.

*grabs a chisel and hammer, starts waling towards terran*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4527

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

How about some nice Children of Bodom?


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4528

recklessnes

good idea.

*tosses the chiseld and hammer, grabs a razor, puts on children of bodom and starts re enacting the torture scene from reservoir dogs to it*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4529

Terran

*muses*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4530

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*watches*


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Post 4531

Terran

Good Evening Rimmer


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4532

recklessnes

*gets to the point where he is about to cut terran's ear off*

are you sure you aren't feeling any better yet?


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4533

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*drags a barrel of petrol in*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4534

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Ohh, better be careful, petrol is inflammable. And expensive.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4535

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I know it's inflammable. That's the whole idea.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4536

recklessnes

well dah.

*empties the petrol tank over his victims head*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4537

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*lights a cigarette and casually flicks the match at Terran*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4538

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*watches as the match flies very very slowly through the air and a week later it is almost about to hit Terran*
Watch out!


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4539

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Bullit time. Gotta love it.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War

Post 4540

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Indeed. Why the match is busy setting Terran on fire, why don't we run on the walls in slowmotion firing bullets at each other that miss by mere inches? You can choose the techno song for the soundtrack.


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