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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 26, 2005
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!1
*crashes down to earth again*
THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 5, 2006
*climbs a small hiilock, pitches the Terranic banner and the regiment banner, draws his sword*
Now! Reform the line of battle! Fight for the Terranic Army!
CHARGE!!!!!
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Terran Posted Feb 5, 2006
Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war!!!
Or in other words, erm... do stuff 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 5, 2006
*watches Ralph run across the battlefield with flag in hand*
Ahhhh... You can't do nothin' but admire can ya Terran?
Do you want to tell him he's facing the wrong battle lines or should I?
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Terran Posted Feb 5, 2006
*looks at the formation of the army*
Erm... I think that should be pointing in the other direction... erm that way is the Rabbits... with the big pointy teeth - we don't want to go annoying them 
I've ran out of holy handgranades!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 5, 2006
In the old days, we used to fight among ourselves here, let's do that again.
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Terran Posted Feb 5, 2006
*Prods General Ralph with a rake*
Better?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 5, 2006
No, no! Not like that!
*throws a flaming homer at Terran*
Or was that the drink? I always mix them up...
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Terran Posted Feb 5, 2006
*drinks flaming homer*
Tastes good.
*Tosses a bacon and napalm sandwich*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 5, 2006
Ah! Good shot sir! Very nice. Now excuse me.
*grabs a big old piece of wood and slams it in Terran's face*
Right!
*grabs a bunch of flaming moes and dives down into a trench*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 5, 2006
Is that the trench full of mutated pirranha fish?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 6, 2006
*leaps out of trench and jumps into an adjacent one*
Ouch! Hey! Remember the rules? No mutants or giant vegetables!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 6, 2006
What? You just made that up!
*throws a grenade into Rimmer's trench*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 6, 2006
Damn! How did he know that? I mean, NO I DID NOT!
*catches the grenade, dips it in barbecue sauce and throws it back*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 6, 2006
Hah! You missed!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 6, 2006
well that's not very witty...
*launches a barbecue sauce smart bomb at Ralph*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2006
*sets up a first aid tent and waits*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 7, 2006
Hey, that smarts!
*clubs Rimmer over the head with a chicken wing of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 7, 2006
*makes lemonaid while waiting*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 7, 2006
*gets hit by the chicken wing of doooooom*
Ow! That hurt. But I'm not really exactly injur-doooooooomed! We're doooooooomed!
That was odd? I wonder why I saidoooooooooooomed! Dooooooooooomed is what we are!
Doom you Ralph, doom you! I'll doom sure you doomed what you doomed!
*charges at Ralph with his giant inflatable rubber ducky*
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- 4581: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 26, 2005)
- 4582: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4583: Terran (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4584: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4585: Terran (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4586: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4587: Terran (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4588: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4589: Terran (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4590: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4591: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 5, 2006)
- 4592: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 6, 2006)
- 4593: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 6, 2006)
- 4594: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 6, 2006)
- 4595: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 6, 2006)
- 4596: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 6, 2006)
- 4597: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 6, 2006)
- 4598: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 7, 2006)
- 4599: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 7, 2006)
- 4600: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 7, 2006)
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