h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good Guys, Bad Guys? Hmmm Let me think, I'll try not to break anything. lol First if Owlatron would be nice enough to check his times and dates he would see the bombs set were during the war and his "carpet"bombing was well after. So who broke the truce if there was one. And the insults thrown and me and my fellows were enough to start several wars. So, Good Guys Bad Guys? I don't think it matters. And as far as the whole UN/h2g2 thing. man! Alittle fun vs people really killing people, I don't think one has anything to do w/ the other, or I @ least hope not. And democracy is a idea not a fact of life. Many people have many beliefs, so you telling us (directed a Loup) me have to be democratic, is proving you are breaking your own point! OK I need some head ache meds the pub is just too much fun on (american) football night. Oh and Terran are we talking about what us silly americans would call soccer? (i am soory if I misspelt anything or used the wrong words but my head is pounding) I will be back after some R&R.
Major Shoal

* at me not and me...

* and we have to be not me have to be

genius?
obviously grammar is not U'r forte (or mine for that matter)
i agree on the demorcracy/UN front...i really don't think it's that important...

but as for the culprit for breaking the truce...by default i say it was the terranic army. i don't actually know, i wasn't there, but due to my allegiances, it can't have been the thundercats.

*starts to giggle in sleep, thinks I know I should have dropped out, but all the best thinks, or most did bad in "school"*

*still sleeping thinks I really need to prof-read(spelling), that would be shouldn't have dropped out and a few more mistakes*

*thinks proof reading would be a fantastic idea due to the fact a large percentage of the last two posts didn't even make sense.*

someone broke the truce sumwhere so we should be fighting now. if u want an equal alliance now that is fine. we offer u that alliance. we r building a massive army in preparation to fight much greater opposition in the future.

spook

ps. u were the first to declare war on us at the very beginning so u r the bad guys

oh dear me!?...

i certainly didn't know that being anti-democratic was a right...

thanks for that very interesting [tho' extremly disturbing] point...

loup

....to add to my previous posting: "but as long as both sides are having a bit of fun then everything is fine..."

[i just thought that even in a game there were some rules to follow... oooooops here i go again... just shoot me will you.. lol... mmmmm.... better not say THAT either me thinks...]

i'm off

loup

*thinks about using her special powers and changing herself into a thundercat so that she can infiltrat the emeny lines*

Dax please don't do that I'm confused enough as it is.

dax... hi... i'm confused too;
my report [based on very reliable and objective sources such as the "popular front against the terranic oppressors"..]indicates that the tyranic... oooops i meant terranic... army was THE evil one...

i was also made to believe that the potatoes were actually ONLY small fries... lol...

care to explain?!...

thanks...

loup
(self-appointed h2g2UN representative)

well, i had never heard of the potato army B4 we had this little "incident" with the terranic army, so they can't have been that bad...
BTW i'm not entirely sure we want an alliance with U N E more, U would have 2 ask owlatron.
}:8)

that's no problem...

i was ONLY an outsider anyway...

i'm off

loup

OK so is undemocratic to force someone to do something unless you are a democratic nation then forcing someone to be democratic is OK? Well, that may make sense on some planets. Truce, who needs a truce. I for one don't want to be in an alliance w/ someone who insults me and my fellows when we are not actually fighting. Anyone think it is a good idea to have truce w/ someone who insults you?
Major Shoal

D**M, *so it is

i don't think it is a very good idea to enter into an alliance w/ some1 who insults u, but that's just me.
BTW, i didn't mean we didn't want an alliance w/ loup + co. i meant the terranic army...
}:8)

I think we do need to arrange some sort of understanding to avoid the problems of our past (i.e "the war of the tea boy"). I think either we must agree some sort of alliance or peace agreement, or at the very least an agreement just to fight in here, and not stick "BOOM", on all of the General's conversations. What does everyone think?

General Terran

Well, I think th-OOHH.
*A big sharp objects just hit Rimmer in the head*
Hey, who threw that?
*Sticks his head up above the trench*
Was it you?