h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i guess it's lucky we r nt in the UN but on h2g2.

lucky for the terran/spud armies alliance... yep...

but democracy should be present EVERYWHERE and that includes h2g2... when a group tells another one to "JOIN OR ELSE.." then there is a big problem...

surely the right to choose which group we want to belong to exists in here too... reading the "house rules" i couldn't find anything saying that individuals and/or groups have to join any organisation AGAINST their will...

loup

war it is then. i'd just like to mention that they begun the war, bt we called a truce which they broke, so we've given them the choice, join us, or continue the war.

why the "JOIN US..." bit?!...

surely it doesn't have to go to that... two big groups united against one small group doesn't sound very civilised me thinks...

whatever is the misundertanding it could be sorted if the biggest groups were willing to avoid a conflict...

or is it this eagerness to see the thundercats "join" your alliance against their will that stop any chance of a peaceful solution?!...

I notice that my friendly enquiry askinf if anyone would like to join in some co-operative games has gone unanswered.

Why all this sabre rattling. It's a beautiful day.

OK, if not co-operative games, who's for a game of killer frisbee?

Or we could disassemble a gun, run across an obstacle course with it and reassemble it at the other end. Last one to arrive is a rotten egg!

yep... that could be THE solution: use all this unspent energy for a game...

co-operative game is definitely what's needed here...

loup

With two of us, we could play catch! Or . We could even scout for materials and build a shelter.

What do you think?

hehe... i didn't mean OUR unspent energy...

but yep why not... nothing like some outdoors activities [maybe i should have added peaceful... just in case... hehe...] after a stressful day/week/month/year/decade/century/millennium/etc...

oooops, i'm gone already... hehe...

loup

I'm all for a bit of friendly competition. Anyone for a game of football?

General Terran

If there are enough people, we could play 'Bat, moth'.

Choose one bat, who is blindfolded. Others are moths. Have a circle (usually of people round the players).

Bats say, "Bat", and moths *have* to reply "Moth". The job of the bat is to catch the moths. Great for improving listening skills for covert work!

football sounds like a great idea to me.

Not my thing, although I'm happy to cheer/keep score/bring on the half-time drinks!

*Ambles in, can tell right away there isn't enough violence going on for a real war, and a cold war is no fun at all, pulls out some ninja stars and idly lobs them across enemy lines in the general vicinity of Owlatron's troops*
So, are you the bad guys or are we? I never could tell.

-Capt. Yankee

the terranic army are the bad guys (OBVIOUSLY).
how did the declaration of war morph into a suggestion for friendly and co-operational games...we didn't break the truce...we were quite happy 2 keep it friendly...U'r the hostileones (directed @ spook)

We're the baddies? Hmm, well then, we're really being wimps about it! I thought we were playing ninja star frisbee or something. Who declared this war, and is it our turn? If I'm a bad guy I want to go take a flame thrower to some of your civilians,, but I'm not sure I AM a bad guy... if I'm a good guy I'll donate some home knit sweaters or something.

This battle is really boring so far... if we are just wasting time, we could be wasting it in the barracks closer to the kettle.

Owlatron, if we are at war, how will this affect our trans-atlantic biscuit trade? Is this war really good for the economy?

Capt. Y.S.

well i thought the war was over but terran seems to be ammassing a large army i dont know why we had a battle we came to a truce and then carpetbombed terran in reprisal for bombing some of my convos then we tried for another truce or even an alliance but spook started with you will be under our control where i thought an alliance was joint i hope this clears up some confusion!!

owlatron leader of the league of thundercats

well, spook re-declared war which, i guess, means the truce is off.
pls don't take a flame thrower to the suvillians...(directed @ yankee)

Owlatron, would you and your people like to come over for - Oh, yes, and I've birthday to share!

i'd love some and
who's birthday?
dunno 'bout every1 else though..