h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

friendlywithteeth of course.

ARE YOU SURE!

very.

okay.

good.

Okay, I'm ready to pass verdict:



You're guilty, and your pounishment will be:*pause for effect*












*dramatic chord*
10 pushups, 5 hail Mary's and apologize to FM Terran.

You cannot pass verdict: you are not my superior officer Only those above me, and one of the regiment leaders/ Terran can do that

I am still here you know and I am in charge, FWT you now have the chance to say your piece, why don't you like following orders, you've already said you joined the Army to become a medic, so give us your expaination for your behavior

Reefgirl MP

PS Ralph take it easy, you were going purple in the face earlier

bubbles begin to emerge from the cold water along with a kind of glubbing noise. Somehow watchers are able to discern the phrase "It's so unfair"

What cold water...there is no cold water!

Reefgirl...I want to know what orders I did not follow?

Ok one at a time, now Vogon don't make me ground you on a saturday night, no TV, No computer and you'll have to earn your pocket money, so spill the beans about your attack plans (how did you guess my daughter's a not-a-teenage-brat-yet-but-training-early-for-it), Ok FWT you were asked several times by General Spook to set up a Smeg hospital but you decided to spend time in the Nighblade Regiment's Barrack Rooms even after Spook ordered you to get going.

Reefgirl

and I said above why I didn't do it straight away

and I wanted to be a rebel

Didn't we suspend anarchy though FwT? Aw well...

*votes to give FwT a break in his interrogation process as it will do no good to interrogate him and waste more time while he could be working on the page* You know he's working 2 jobs, just barely scraping by with the army salary...

*turns into a small Peruvian grape and slowly rolls around on the floor*

Quille, this is a matter between FwT and Reefgirl. Don't interrupt!

I wasn't being anarchic...just slightly naughty.

Thanks for the entertainment though

Tut bad boy, well you've given me something to do anyway, now I've got to think up a punishment for you, are you sorry for what you did?

Reefgirl

Very miss.

I still think my punishments were good.

Good, now you are confined to barrack's for two weeks you must report to me here every day for those two weeks, if the Smeg hospital is not set up within one week you will be demoted to whatever rank your commanding officer sees fit and locked in here for your remaining confinement with only Pte Ralph for company.

Reefgirl