h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i don't think you are convincing him...

spook

Have you ever had to deal with sulky children Spook, if so I'll welcome any hints if not, I'll do things my way

Ok Vogon you're grounded untill further notice.

That ought to do it

Reefgirl

you may not be in my regiment anymor, but i still rank above you corporal.

and he vogon isn't just a sulky child, it is an enemy o the terranic army!

spook

I'd get your eyes checked I'm a Colonel now and SIC of the Nightblade's and this is my domain I've tried screaming at him and it doesn't work, if this doesn't work there's only one way to go and I'm NOT going to smooze up to a Vogon, you can if you want

Reefgirl MP

let me set things straght:

this is not your domain, it is simply another part of the terranic army base, of which you do your duties in.

you may be second in command of a different regiment, but i am many ranks above you, head of a different regiment, and, more importantly, second in command of the WHOLE army, which means that i can give orders to anyone in the army apart from terran. and, since terran is on a temporary leave of absence, that means i am in charge at the moment.

General Spook

You want to Shmooze a Vogon be my guest, see what you can get out of him
Sir

*Turns on heel and marches off to desk muttering about er's pulling rank*

Reefgirl MP

oh no, that is your job. i was simply going to suggest that a better way to punish him would be to hang him upside down and read him some of his own poetry

spook

*gasps, goes green and staggers backwards*

*whispers* we can't do that it's against the Geneva Convention

we could make him listen to The Archers

Reefgirl

do you see anyone from the Geneva convention here? this is the terranic army, we are protectors of terrania and h2g2, and there are times when we need to break a few rules to achieve a higher objective.

of course, you can always start off with The Archers!

spook

You're the acting commander Sir, after you

Reefgirl

you are the most qualified MP - after you!

spook

Erm do you think we sould wake him up first or let him sleep

Reefgirl MP

it's up to you. you could hang him upside down while he is sleeping, then wake him up.

spook

*Grabs Vogon and shakes him, then holds him upside down in a bath of cold water*

There how's that

Reefgirl

seems good to me!

now, i'm gonna go plan battle strategies and so forth, so i'll watch you deal with the vogon on a monitor in my quarters.

spook

I don't suppose you'd make me one of your excellent before you go, it's what I miss most about you

Reefgirl

of course. here you go . you are always welcome to my cups of tea!

spook

Thank you

Reefgirl

Yes, I'm from the Geneva Convention then..

what should I do I don't think Terrania is part of the Geneva Convention

Reefgirl