A Conversation for The Terranic Army

Guardroom

Post 61

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay, I'll start the interrogation now.
*deep breath*
Okay, you scum, you villain!


Guardroom

Post 62

friendlywithteeth

You call that an interrogation: Pah!

I laugh at your pathetic interrogation skills!

Perhaps asking me some questions might help?


Guardroom

Post 63

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK!!!!!!!!!!


Guardroom

Post 64

friendlywithteeth

Well certainly not your spittle, but thank you all the same.

A smiley - coffee thank you smiley - smiley


Guardroom

Post 65

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

MILK!


Guardroom

Post 66

friendlywithteeth

Yes PLEASE! Two SUGARS!


Guardroom

Post 67

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - tea for me Ralph, so FWT yes I have seen the page but that's no excuse for neglecting your duties, we need as many hospitals as possible, you see they can be used for the civilian population of Terrania too (in RL I work in a Military Hospital and we have Civilian patents tho they may have to be moved to civvy hospitals if the balloon goes up) so the Nightblades have a hospital and there is a base hospital once another is set up maybe we could specialise in certain things, we need you to set up that hospital for the civilians as well as the military.

Reefgirl


Guardroom

Post 68

friendlywithteeth

But I can't build the infirmary until I know what direction Terrania is taking, as that is where it will be...


Guardroom

Post 69

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

BISCUITS?


Guardroom

Post 70

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Why did you join the Army when you'll be so much happier in Civilian life.

Reefgirl


Guardroom

Post 71

friendlywithteeth

Digestives please!

I joined the army to be part of the medical staff...Ma'aM!


Guardroom

Post 72

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?


Guardroom

Post 73

friendlywithteeth

between 7 and 8... and they're flat!


Guardroom

Post 74

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

WHAT BRAND OF TOILET PAPER DO YOU USE?


Guardroom

Post 75

friendlywithteeth

I don't know!


Guardroom

Post 76

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

HAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, DO YOU! WELL, WE'LL SOON DEAL WITH YOU!
*aims lamp at FWT*
NOT TO BRIGHT, I HOPE?


Guardroom

Post 77

friendlywithteeth

no...a little dim actually, a bit like yourself.


Guardroom

Post 78

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

DON'T TRY TO BE SMART, WE'LL SOON DEAL WITH THAT!


Guardroom

Post 79

friendlywithteeth

smiley - space


Guardroom

Post 80

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

NOW! WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE GRANDSON OF YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER!


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