h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

go here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97983?thread=232422&post=2983667#p2983667 to assist in the arrest of the vogon empire for its crimes against Terrania. i promise there will b bloodshed! creachy

*lounges in chair with feet on desk* good work boys, carry on

I believe you should join as well. Join DISF please and tell them I sent you.

if you do i will lose all respect for you. i can't be under the command of 'Duckgirl'. cos that is what i will call you whilst pointing and ing out loud. only joking. if you wanna do it boss then you go for it, but won't that take your attention away from here?

creachy

Of course she wont because she doesnt really need to. She needs to build a starfighter or mech and shes all set. So what do you say reefgirl?

I'd rather be on the bridge of the White Star, y'see I was a Ranger in a previous life so I can speak perfect Minbari, so do you have room for a kick-ass former defender of the light

What's the page of the duckstuff again?

I don't know anything, my dad the general doesn't tell me anything. Nobody tells me anything. I hate everyone. It's so unfair.

Oh I am a adolescent vogon
and a very sad-one
How I wish people would understand me
I feel like a unwanted bee
I can't get a girlfriend
No matter how many bribes I send

*sniff*

oh ow ow ow

*rolls on ground with hands over ears*

*bursts into tears at the beauty of his poetry*

The songs of the little Terran birds
How I hate the little turds
I wish I had my kill'o'zap
So I could take care of that

The trees and the grass
Need to be demolish for a bypass
I wish I could push the button
For the demolition

*shouts over th poetry holding his ears tightly* The last two lines didnt rhyme! Ralph I will give you the link asap just hold on a bit.

thats what makes it unbearable!

*Hands cotton wool to Creachy and Gangorlas, stuffs ome in own ears and starts talking in sign language*

Ok here's the plan I've had a communique from the Vogon high command and they don't want him back (they don't want my daughter either) so I propose we send him on a suicide mission, end to all our problems

*replys in sign language*

We have won the battle so it doesnt matter what we do. We have the commander of the Vogons locked up. All we have to do is await his arrival here.

The link to DISF is A925391 When you get there tell them that I sent you.

send him to the land of THE PHENOM. or make him a werebeastie, that might tone him down a bit.

hey reefgirl sir! when did you get to be a colonel when i am still a corporal and i am senior staff to you by about a day? thats so unfair. i start the call to arms against the vogon oppressor, install comms units in here, survive being manpulated by THE PHENOM and what do i get? a , thats what i get.

*sits down in corner to sulk*

Awww cheer up and go here A967539 It is my ARRU office. Join if you want. I will make a few adjustments later. Those things that some people use as guestbooks and others use them for if your applying for a job, Where do you find the code for them? I want to put it in my ARRUO

i agre reefgirl did get promoted way too quickly, however, sine you are not in the same regiment she can't officially command you about.

oh, and i am so sorry you only got a coffee for all that.

*gives creach a cup of *

i can't believe you weren't given that sooner. hope that makes you happy!

spook

I spook I beleive Creachy deserves a better promotion then that. Give him one because he deserved it. He even deserved a medal.