Armed Rapid Responce Unit Office (Expanded)

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After you enter the terranic base you see a door with a sign that says "ARRU" on it. You wonder what it is so you look in. You see a guy sitting at the far end of a long table drinking coffee who says "Welcome to the Armed Rapid Responce Unit Office. We are currently hiring so fill out a form and I will get back to you." What amazes you is that he never looked up from the papers and the door didn't creak so how did he know you were there? The man looks up and tells you to take a seat so you do. He then says "My name is Gangorlas, I am werecat/wolf, wizard, and elvish. So I have a keen sense of hearing, sight, and smell. My sight and hearing is even better after I became a sniper. All you have to do to get a job is tell me your strong points, your weak points, and what weapon you use and I will get back to you. Hope you enjoy your stay because my droids *points to the three droids running around cleaning* will do anything you want them to. But be careful I trained them not to tolerate abuse so they could disable you if they feel like you are using them as your slave." As you turn to leave a droid comes up to you and says "Would you like a job, sir? If so fill out this form." All of a sudden a form appears and it looks like this:
Fill out an application. Tell me what your strong points are and what your weaknesses are and what type of weapon you are going to use.

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