h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

cheers for that gangy, but i think i will just sit here and drink me . it's cold outside and afterall, i am english so the makes me more happy. got any s though?

creachy

Yup right here. *hands creachy a box of s* Take a look at my PS and sign my guest book.

Where is everyone?

*taps gangy on left shoulder and runs away to his right.*

creachy

*looks over to his right because it doesnt work on him*

Check out my PS and then check out my ship.

Creachy, I was just as surprised as you when I got promoted to Colonel but Mystrunner must have had his reason's, so if you've got any raving Squinnies about it take it up with him Spook

Im mad at spook because he is being a jerk. Did you know we won the war against the Vogons right?

Just posted there now, never mind spook he's just a squinnying little rank puller who sulks when he doesn't get his own way

That is true.

You know it's true

Here is the link to a conversation version of ARRU F97320 I will give you the guide entry ASAP.

Reefgirl,what the hell is a 'squinnie' and how does one go about 'squinying'.. it sounds funny if you keep saying it. any way, on to the good news, captain rimmer promoted me to lieutenant.yay! that makesme officer class now so i can go in the officers quarters.*beams with self rightousness*.
i didn't personally have a problem with anyones promotions i just couldn't understand why i was overlooked when i post quite regular. but it is all cleared up now so .

creachy mp *salutes*

Sorry Squinny is a word used around these parts of Hampshire, it means whinge so squinnying means whinging, whineing, complaining all those kind of things. Congrats on the promotion and about time too, Spooks still going on about me becoming a Colonel I can see his point, I mean it shocked the hell out of me but Mystrunner must of had his reasons anyways,s ands all round

Keveen: Oohhhh. Dad's coming. Thats so unfair! Then we're gonna end up exploding everything and escaping and he'll keep trying to push me into the line of fire then yelling get down son for mums sake. She's got bugs everywhere you see.

*Evil grin* should have told me what I wanted to know earlier Keveen, now Daddy's coming to stay MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Silence, prisoner!

*comes barging in with gagged vogon in tow.*

where shall i chuck im boss?

creachy

*Chronoshifts into the gaurd room wearing a red Grand Admiral's uniform. Looks at the Vogon and unholsters his cattle prod. Depresses the activation button and it springs out to a length of 1 meter.*

You better tell us everything we want to know....

*Taps Vogon with cattle prod, delivering a painful jolt of electricity*

....or you'll get more of the same!

Put him in the cell next to his son, that'll teach 'em both *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHA

right o.

*tosses convulsing vogon by scruff of neck into adjacent cell*

grubs up at 6ish. if i remember.