h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

On the house

I'm afraid the birthday boy has been abducted

Where's the ladder?

Must be around here somewhere, we use it all the time

the ladder? or the ?

is on the house.

What if the ladder is up there too?

well, we'll need to dream up a cunning pl*n

I'll wave my arms and fly to the roof

that'll be useful when pigs can fly





*jumps on the back of *

Why are you flying South, Pierce?

I hear it's warmer there and you can sit outdoors and drink dry and eat assorted

and the grass is greener

And the crows sing beautiful tunes?

I love the arias of an italian crow tenor in the morning

morning as in .. 7am?

9 or 10 more likely these days

wow by that time I usually have done my first shouting session

Good. Really clears the lungs and makes the blood flow, doesn't it?

nothing better than an adrenaline rush to start the day some shouting, some banging of fists and / or heads, and then you come to realise that it isn't that important anyway and that both you and the world are much better off with either a or an .. depending on the time .. before noon it's and after it's

I might have agreed with you before I took retirement

ah .. yes .. I see

I'll keep the world turning ..