h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, we can't have that.

<-- glögg

You mean gløgg, of course

Amazing that a letter like that only exists on very few keyboards around the globe

Well, ö sounds quite the same.

you could say the same of a few other letters as well

For all I know most of the Danish alphabet sounds like ö.

We do say øh a lot

So there.

mm.. yes .. vøwels in Dänish dø søund a bit ødd ..

Only slightly like dutch spoken backwards with a hot potato in your mouth I'm told

exactly that is exactly what it sounds like

.. that is .. I'm not certain about the hot potato

might it be a mouthful of hot freedom fries?

no, then it'd be the potato

thought so

Oh, by the way...

LOOK UP!

http://i.imgur.com/gIGNh.jpg

they do that

vicious creatures, aren't they?

aye, nasty little critters!

and not very tasty either, I'm told

fried with onions, garlic, and then good strong sauce .. mwah..

This reminds me I received a a few s back: A tiny bottle from Berlin - a vial, really - containing (according to label) "The Hottest F*cking Sauce"

I would probably have labelled it "The F*cking hottest Sauce" but maybe that's just me

Anyway, I will try pouring a small quantity into my next chilli con carne and see what it does to the enamel of my teeth

Wish me luck!

mm.. the order of the words may give a clue what you're supposed to do with it .. where you're supposed to apply it ..

I recommend against the hottest f*cking sauce it hurts

Indeed. I think these Germans have a problem with the order of words in English