h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nothing wrong with time-honoured traditions

But where should we put the water we dig out of the sea to make room for all that excess water

well, that'd flow out through the hole, wouldn't it?

but then the hole would be gone

Make an even bigger hole?

Or remember the Chinese proverb: Check how necessary you are by putting your finger in a bucket of water and measure the size of the hole when you pull it out

Maybe we should build an extension to the Baltic Sea

An extra storey?

No, wait, a double bottom would probably be better

YABS .. Yet Another Baltic Sea ..

You can never have too many baltic seas

Well, you can. In your basement

But other than that, I don't think so. In particular when it comes with a beach as nice as mine

.. a beach ?? in your basement?

well why not .. it seems people store wine in their cellar

is good on the beach

is good on the beach

sex on the beach is good - if you like mixed

what happened to ??

I would prefer an of course I'm not sure about the beach however. The weather is .. cold and wet. and miserable.

nice weather to make some food

Correct. I baked buns this morning. They were mighty good with marmalade, jam and and

I baked liver with a drop of sherry

Sounds good too, but I'm not allowed to eat pluck

but come monday there is only one week till my next blood test - and my next

ah good

I'll be off for a few days nothing special, having a chat and an .. and do some w*rk .. if I'm in the mood

There is some chance on rain tomorrow. This summer has been relatively dry.

I found a drink called Entwine in the shop. Nice name.

Dry

We have had the wettest autumn in recorded history this summer

I have a new front yard

low maintenance two trees and half a square metre with plants .. the rest is stone.

Stone? You are adding to the problem

.. gravel actually .. there'll be no weeds growing there though