h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so the antelope doesn't go postal?

(* I noted this message will be on a new page .. *)

Speaking of antilopes, do you rinse those in a pasta strainer also

http://www.flickr.com/photos/50943244@N00/1179491429/

Orthodox pastafarians would do that, yes

And how about yourself? I didn't notice any pasta strainers last we shared a sauna

ah, true but then I'm not an orthodox pastafarian so I can do with a towel

The discussions the two of you can have ...

*opens a few and pours*



Let's drink to that

(brilliant strained hippo pic!)

well, I could do with a few s, &

When seeing a hippo in a pasta strainer you have tyo ask yourself have you had too many or too few

Just to be on the safe side I'll have a few more

I had too few I'm sure of that

I was surprised of the colour of said hippo. I thought they were pink, like elephants

again, that depends on what you've been drinking, and how much .. and also of course how much the hippo has been drinking

*makes notes*

well I myself am perfectly hippo-coloured

They say at night all hippos are grey

- or is that cats

no no no no no .. those are actually female cats .. pussies .. and there's a difference between hippos and female cats

although while a hippo is in the nile, he's wet indeed

Thank you so much for clearing that up. Wouldn't want to make any mistakes in the dark

.. I found it's best to turn on the lights

Probably a good idea

which reminds me of a story 26 told when back from school some ...18 years ago ... in rather harsh Dutch "why do hippo's fk in the nile? ... that's the only way to get a ct wet enough".

and as I grinned he said "I don't get it" .. well .. he wasn't a hippo of course

but he must have been a hippo, he probably just wasn't old enough