h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, what do you think is in the shed? Tools of course, a wheel cart, fire wood and the inevitable load of boxes no one knows what is inside of them...

*sits cross legged in the wheel barrow and grins a little too broadly from somewhere in the shadows*

*looks for a yellow bucket*

Oh! Nyssabird!
Why sitting in the shed?

*finds her bucket*

I'll be in the garden if you feel like having some company.

*widens Cheshire Cat grin*

*looks to right

*looks to left*

*stares grining at you and points to sign at left*

"Don't mind the unworldly, dirty girl in the wheelbarrow. She is quite happy where she is. Under no circumstances give her sugared iced tea

-Thank you,
The Mgmt"

*hears some sound from the shed on her way to the house, peeps in*

Oh, you are still here!

*notices the sign*

Erm, sugared ice tea...
Well, okay...

*leaves*

*places on the shelf*

Here, darling! And remember, you are always welcome in the house, too. We will have birthday later as today is E's b-day.

*scratches at chunk of dirt in hair*

*peers out door and considers lurking..*

*enters the shed, rumages about among the things at the back and extracts a disused Hyde-Park-Deckchair. Looks about if anyone wants to charge him for using it... notices how stupid this idea is and leaves again for the garden...*

*in suitably lunatic fashion, sitting still in wheelbarrow, holds her toes and puts them in the air, and talks to a garden spider*

*enters*

Hi, Nyssabird... hey... don´t you feel cold?

I´m just looking for more firewood for the stove in the kitchen... I am not quite sure in which of the sheds the stuff is... oh, yes.. there is some... but could be not enough...

*wonders if he should ask about the wheelbarrow... doesn´t want to disturb the musing... takes the basket instead...*

Don´t you want to come indoors and have a go at warming up at the fireside, have some or ?

*leaves*

*so as to free up the wheelbarrow, and having noted the cooling weather, climbs up on the shed roof and reclines, letting leaves fall on her nose*

*grin*

*enters.. looks around .. behind the worn out wheelbarrow is the mower. looks in good shape.. not rusted.. clean.. *

..

* gets oil can *

few drops of oil..

* enters *
* get hammer .. saw .. kit .. *

* mower *

*walks in to check the store of firewood*

Looks good enough to me. I guess we must go out in the winter and cut few trees though.

*leaves*

Walks in cautiously...
SCREAMS, SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quickly dashes in... Find nails and hammer and back to house.

Enters again...
Puts hammer back and legs it

* squashes a few spiders *

mm.. let's see.. beer, wine, .. .. firewood

first a bit to stay warm

* grabs a load of firewood *

* gets the chairs *

mm.. dusty ..

* cleans the chairs .... a bit *

y rocking chair ..

* moves through the cobwebs, gardening tools, and several hootoo people waiting for their conversation to restart *

ah .. there it is

* takes rocking chair to the veranda *

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