h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah yes

to the altar

just don't w*rk up a hernia

go twice if need be

mm yes

after all .. most of my relatives went to church twice on a Sunday .. so I can go to Taara's altar twice on a Wednesday

what happens in the family stays in the family, apparently

yep never a second of doubt

personally i blame 2legs

good place

I meant .. good choice ..

ah well

it's like las vegas

what happens in las vegas stays in las vegas

like my gambling. never got anything out of las vegas



i understand now why they refer to it as 'lost wages'

mm yes ..

but the empty bottle sacrifice is not like gambling
I do have this vague idea however that there is something wrong with the return on investment .. on the long run ..

don't forget the 'return of investments' building up along your waistline

ah no .. those are tangible assets

'reproduction handles' if found on a female

yes, exactly .. placed ergonomically and there's ages of evolutionary design in them

or several kilograms

sometimes even both

.. yes interesting, isn't it? once you think of it .. intelligent design, creation.. ends up in the same

oooooh, are we on the verge of creating a new religion?

i hear there is good money in it

I think we're usually somewhere in the process of creating a new religion sometimes we even remember the main points ..

i was reminded of the first church of procrastinating recently

of course you were .. the only thing I remember if that is that we delayed writing down the basics of that