h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hammers on the table a few times *

Yes, you can sleep on it as well

I wonder if it has a twitter account.

why would it ?? it's not an american president, is it?

Exactly.

nobody in their right mind sleeps on an American president

Now that's very true. I was actually studying one of his old speeches today (for some university stuff). https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-sentence/

That's - I mean ... yeah, I got nothing

I really tried to read it

I cannot understand it.

Maybe you were not the target audience.

Makes you wonder who were

His friends in South Carolina?

And you think they understood it

I think it worked on them.

Let's hope it wears off

Agreed. It's a very ugly business.

I guess the target audience might be a bunch of local rednecks whose knowledge of family and relations extends to a sister "marrying" a brother.

(I quoted a friend .. but he knows a lot about these things )

I heard a southern virgin is a sister who can outrun her brothers - but what do I know?

*rolls eyes*

I thought it was a sister who could outrun her brothers until age 13?

It sounds really complicated.

In China they celebrate the singles day today.