h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We only had one shower since monday. It will probablky last until Friday morning

And nothing happens.

It's time to pick cherries.

They are supposed to cure gout and also make a few good wines, one of which almost doesn't taste of cherries

I think they make good jam, too.

Oh absolutely. And hot sauce for pancakes and/or ice cream

And for rice pudding.

Yes. With chopped almonds.

It's X-mas before you know it.

You recently celebrated eexmas, didn't you?

No, not yet. I decided to move in first.

You couldn't just have celebrated it in a barn?
Mary and Joseph did

ah good .. ..

and I'll drop off a few telephone chargers here .. just in case anyone needs them ..

In kitchen? Really?

well .. there is a kitchen table?

And you are going to charge it?

That is a very interesting idea. Would it make the table happy?

If not, would it charge the hippo?

No, it would *not* charge the hippo

That's a comforting thought. I shall rest easy tonight then

Are you sure it's safe to sleep on that table?