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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jun 30, 2003
RIGHT! THAT'S IT! NOW I'M *REALLY* MAD!
*Grabs autocannon from under the desk and begins firing around wildly, not minding who or what he hits, even his prize cheeses*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 30, 2003
*picks up a bread roll with the same consistens as a brick and approaches Euan with it uisng it as a bat*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 30, 2003
*looks down to see a large whole in the middle of her*
Right. That's it. We played with your pet bug. But we're bored of playing your little game of cops and robbers.
*stomps up to him, and removes the gun from his hand, unloads it and destroys it*
Now sit down!!
*shoves him into his chair*
And shut up!!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 30, 2003
*obtains a pair of handcuffs*
I had these... ahem... just lying around.
and uh.... I'm sure you could find an individual sherry trifle from the larder...
*scoops up jewels, and, as an afterthought adds a very nice obsidian and black sting ray skin dagger into her waist band. Where it joins her various other weapons*
So shiney 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 30, 2003
are you going to handcuf euan?....
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 30, 2003
that's a good idea. I was going to give them to Airscotia...
*handcuffs Euan*
Ok.. Take the last stuff mateys... aarrr...
We're pulling out.
Post one more time if you like and then ::unsubscribe::
*places jewels reverentially on board the ship*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 30, 2003
*climbs back in the ship*
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jun 30, 2003
* Puts on his ship boarding outfit, and boards ship*
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Jul 1, 2003
*roars very loudly and does a "Morpheus" (i.e. breaks the 'cuffs (they were only cheap novelty ones anyway*
*Nips through to Other Other Back Room*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 1, 2003
*nicks Euan's desk and chair also*
Right!!
*clambers aboard and prepares to pull up the anchor*
ALL ABOARD!!!
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Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content Posted Jul 2, 2003
*grabs new bamboo*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 2, 2003
quick!!
*chucks her a rope as she unsubscribes*
Bye bye swords please!!
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Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content Posted Jul 4, 2003
*grabs rope and swings on deck*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 27, 2003
*runs to the gun deck and fires a devastating blast into the shop*
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- 101: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jun 30, 2003)
- 102: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 30, 2003)
- 103: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jun 30, 2003)
- 104: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jun 30, 2003)
- 105: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 30, 2003)
- 106: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jun 30, 2003)
- 107: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jun 30, 2003)
- 108: airscotia-back by popular demand (Jun 30, 2003)
- 109: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Jul 1, 2003)
- 110: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jul 1, 2003)
- 111: Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content (Jul 2, 2003)
- 112: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jul 2, 2003)
- 113: Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content (Jul 4, 2003)
- 114: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Aug 27, 2003)
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