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Mighty Broad Sword
Fred Smith Started conversation Aug 9, 2002
My mighty broad sword was destroyed in a battle with Death a while ago. It's time for me to move on and find a new broad sword. Where can I find them?
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Aug 13, 2002
*comes rushing back in*
Sorry, sorry, out investigating sources.
A mighty broadsword, eh? Well, I'll see what I can do. How mighty woud you like it?
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Fred Smith Posted Aug 14, 2002
Well, I used my broad sword a lot. It was my primary weapon. Therefore I need the mightyest (typo) that I can get. Prefferably a magical one.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Aug 15, 2002
OK.
*Reaches for a catalogue, entitled "Mightyy Swords, Being a List of The Topp 100 From Hystorie"*
Take a quick look at this. I'll see what else I can dig up. As to the magical bit, I was wondering if you're the same Fred that has his Magic Shop next door. Would you be able to deal with that yourself, or do you want me to do that for you too. It's not a problem, just wondering.
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Fred Smith Posted Aug 15, 2002
...hey. Why didn't I think of that?
*Fred leafs through the catalougue for a while, then points at a slightly evil looking, sword. It is oversized, impractical looking. But oddly beautiful.*
The Blade Of Shamgar. It is quite expesive, maybe I could offer you something from my inventory to help pay for it.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Aug 19, 2002
Do you mean Shamgar, son of Anath? Or another Shamgar that I haven't come across yet?
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Fred Smith Posted Aug 19, 2002
I am impressed by your knowledge of Old Testament judges, I didn't think anyone would pick up on the reference.
No, it's an entirely different Shamgar. The Israelite one wasn't too fond of swords by the looks of things.
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Aug 22, 2002
Well, no, but you *could* use an oxgoad in combat, I suppose.
OK. I'll get hold of the Sword of Shamgar for you. It'll be winging it's way to you soon.
Euan
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Fred Smith Posted Aug 22, 2002
Thanks, it'll be most usefull. What will it cost me?
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Aug 23, 2002
*grins*
Well now, first there's the search fee, then the cost of acquisition and shipping...
I think that'll come to twenty-three guineas. Or one very large cheese.
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Mighty Broad Sword
- 1: Fred Smith (Aug 9, 2002)
- 2: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Aug 13, 2002)
- 3: Fred Smith (Aug 14, 2002)
- 4: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Aug 15, 2002)
- 5: Fred Smith (Aug 15, 2002)
- 6: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Aug 19, 2002)
- 7: Fred Smith (Aug 19, 2002)
- 8: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Aug 22, 2002)
- 9: Fred Smith (Aug 22, 2002)
- 10: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Aug 23, 2002)
- 11: Fred Smith (Aug 23, 2002)
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