h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please, please, Wiz Wiz would like a bank account ...

Hi Wiz Wiz... welcome the the h2g2 Virtual Bank... you have been given account number 44... it come complete with 100 DNA's for you to spend at the Smiley Racing...

Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...

The betting for race 9 is now coming to a close... but you have a couple of hours left to make a wager...

Good luck...

Greebs..xx

plz can i have a virtual bank account so i can start racin

cheers

Tubaman

Hi Tubarman... nice of you to visit the h2g2 Virtual Bank... you have been given account number 45... in it you will find a pile of DNA's ammounting to 100... you can spend these by wagering on the Smiley Racing...

Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...

The betting for race 10 is now closed... and the race already begun... but if you do as advised in the paragraph above this one you will get the next betting conversation appearing in your conversation list... most likely this Sunday...

Good luck...

Greebs..xx

Could I have an account please Greebo?

Hi Egon... tis a pleasure to see you at the bank... you have been given account number 46... with a total of 100 DNA's to spend on the SMiley Racing...

Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...

The betting for race 11 has about 30 minutes left... so if you hurry along over you still have time to place a bet...

Good luck...

Greebs..xx

Greebs, can I re-open my account?
If so then I would like to.

With pleasure Catain... ~hugs~... your account number 21 is now reopened... complete with 100 DNA's for you to wager with... you know the routine... so off you go... ~grin~...

Race 12 betting is still uner way... so you have time to get that bet in...

Good luck...

Greebs..xx

Here's a load of s and some

can I have some money now


Dancer

Hi Dancer... ~grin~... of course you can have a bank account... me just read what you would like on the wall... something about rolling things into balls... ~Greebo grins hugely~..

Your account number is 47... tis complete with 100 DNA's to bet in the smiley racing...

Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...

Race 12 betting is still underway... and you have about 24 hours to get your first wager in...

Good luck...

Greebs..xx

Can`t understand why I`ve only just found this!!

Can I open an account please?

Hi Lurcher... welcome to Smiley Racing... ~grin~

Your account number is the reather splendid 48... it has been ready stocked with 100 DNA's for you to use in betting at the Smiley Racing... Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...

Race 12 betting is even as me writes this drawing to a close... you have approximately 60 minutes to place a bet on this race if you so wish... Please read as many of the rules to Smiley Racing as you can... so you know what to do and when and how to do it... ~grin~

Good luck...

Greebs..xx

hi
its Anthea
can i have a bank account for
or a mouse......

Hi Anthea... nice to see you again... ~hugs~

You have been given bank account number 49... in it you will find 100 DNA's just waiting for you to start betting on the Smiley Races... Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...

The Betting on race 13 has already begun... and as me posts this you have about a day to place a bet... so you have plenty of time... ~grin~

Thanks for taking part... and good luck!!!

Greebs..xx

Hello Greebo
I know I've been gone for a little while, but could I re-open my bank account please.

Stooby Mole

Yay Stooby... ~hugs~

Of course you can re-open your bank account... just let me glance at my records...

~Greebo busy's herself rifling through a large stack of paper with rather untidy writing on it...~

Aha... Account number 4.. an early one... ~grin~

ok... tis re-opened now... complete with 100 DNA's for you to bet with...

You know what to do... but as me said to Anthea above... you have about a day left to place a bet in race 13... so have fun... and good luck...

Greebs..xx

Hi there, can I have an account? I can't wait ti get racing those smileys...

'You must be mad,' said the Cheshire cat, 'or you wouldn't be here.'

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~Greebo bustles into the bank office...~

Oh hello.. me hopes you haven't been waiting long... ~grin~

Hmm... you wish to open bank accounts... thats fine and dandy... dandy and fine...

The one from Karhide... you will have account number 50... complete with 100 DNA's for betting in the smiley races...

lizza... you are now the proud owner of bank account 51... also with 100 DNA's for use in the races... ~grin~... thank you for the pretty lines... me muchly appreciated them... and me is very happy that you went to the trouble of trying to draw me a picture... ~hugs~

Me would advise you both to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started... If all goes well... the betting on race 14 should open some time tomorrow...

Good luck to you both...

Greebs..xx