A Conversation for The h2g2 Virtual Bank
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Santragenius V Posted Jun 27, 2002
Hello, I'd like an argument please....
*looks around* 
Oops - I thought I was somewhere else. Could I have an account, please?
*drops a 
, pretends not to notice*
!
Yes I would like a Bank Account
GreeboTCat Posted Jun 27, 2002
Hello Santragenius V... nice of you to drop into the bank... here's you account details... you are number 17... and you have 100 DNA's to use for betting on Smiley Racing...
Me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to now when a new race betting has started... The first race has finished today... so a new betting will start shortly...
Good Luck!!!
GReebs..xx
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Beatrice Posted Jun 27, 2002
Hello Greebo
have a
please may I have a bank account. can I have it gift wrapped?
Looking forward to the next race 
Yes I would like a Bank Account
plato <surfer> Posted Jun 27, 2002
Put All Your Money In This Bag, NOW!! 
I need A what to rob this bank? an account? well... allright then... I'll take one
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Santragenius V Posted Jun 28, 2002
Thanks, Greebs - already did bookmark it 
and 
- mind if I eat the 
?
Yes I would like a Bank Account
GreeboTCat Posted Jun 28, 2002
Please do eat the strawberry's... ~Greebo grins graciously~ Thank you for the doughnut and creamMMMMmmmm
Yes I would like a Bank Account
GreeboTCat Posted Jun 28, 2002
Hello Luckystar and plato... thank you for joining the h2g2 Virtual Bank...
Luckystar you have account number 18... complete with 100 DNA's
plato you have account number 19... plus a pile of 100 DNA's
Spend them wisely... ~grin~
Me would advise you (if you haven't already done so...) to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to now when a new race betting has started... The betting for Race Two will be opening shortly...
Good Luck...
Greebs..xx
Yes I would like a Bank Account
plato <surfer> Posted Jun 28, 2002
Thankyou, Greebo! *throws his lootbag and nylon stocking(for his face) in the trash and walks out
*
Yes I would like a Bank Account
AneRikke (Keeper of the Unknown and All Things Misplaced ) Posted Jul 3, 2002
May I have a BankAccount aswell? I really can be trusted with one!
(I think)
Please
Yes I would like a Bank Account
U190482 Posted Jul 3, 2002
*walks in with large bag*
I would like to open an account in your bank.
I offer you this 
as a bribe..oh..er...I mean gift?!
Lord Smooth
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 3, 2002
U again!!!
*This buiseness belongs to another forum sorry for any trouble.
Yes I would like a Bank Account
U190482 Posted Jul 4, 2002
Yep it's me,
I take it we caught onto this at about the same time.
Lord Smooth
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 4, 2002
I guess so, now were is that register?
The service here...
Yes I would like a Bank Account
GreeboTCat Posted Jul 4, 2002
~Greebo bustles into the Bank Office...~
Oh, hello... sorry me kept you waiting... don't worry you haven't missed any race that you would be eligible for... ~grin~ Three of you right... welcome all...
AneRikke.. you have been given account number 20... you have 100 DNA's ready for the Smiley Race betting...
Captain A.J. Rimmer... you have account 21... also with 100 DNA's..
Lord Smooth... you've got account 21... with 100 DNA's as balance...
If you haven't already... me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...
Race Two has just finished... the next Race betting will bo doubt open soon, good luck to you all...
Greebs..xx
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. Posted Jul 21, 2002
can i have account 42 please
Yes I would like a Bank Account
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Jul 21, 2002
could i have a bank account please? 
Yes I would like a Bank Account
GreeboTCat Posted Jul 25, 2002
Hello... sorry to have kept you waiting... bit me has been out of the office for a week or so... ~grin~
Lizzy you now have bank account number 23... complete with 100 DNA's to enjoy at the races...
manda... you have account number 24... also with 100 DNA's... use them wisely... ~grin~
If you haven't already... me would advise you to go over to the Smiley Race page A771167 and click on the 'Click here to be notified of new Conversations about this Guide Entry' button... and then you are sure to know when a new race betting has started...
Race Four betting will open soon, good luck to you all...
Greebs..xx
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Yes I would like a Bank Account
- 41: Santragenius V (Jun 27, 2002)
- 42: GreeboTCat (Jun 27, 2002)
- 43: Beatrice (Jun 27, 2002)
- 44: plato <surfer> (Jun 27, 2002)
- 45: Santragenius V (Jun 28, 2002)
- 46: GreeboTCat (Jun 28, 2002)
- 47: GreeboTCat (Jun 28, 2002)
- 48: plato <surfer> (Jun 28, 2002)
- 49: GreeboTCat (Jun 29, 2002)
- 50: AneRikke (Keeper of the Unknown and All Things Misplaced ) (Jul 3, 2002)
- 51: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 3, 2002)
- 52: U190482 (Jul 3, 2002)
- 53: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 3, 2002)
- 54: U190482 (Jul 4, 2002)
- 55: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 4, 2002)
- 56: GreeboTCat (Jul 4, 2002)
- 57: Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. (Jul 21, 2002)
- 58: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Jul 21, 2002)
- 59: manda1111 (Jul 23, 2002)
- 60: GreeboTCat (Jul 25, 2002)
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