h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sheesh, I don't know what I was thinking, but I didn't come prepared to camp out. I should know better, these adventures always take some time.

Can someone whip a sleeping bag out of one of those space/time warp, pocket of destiny thingies for me?

Why are we camping out when there is a nice, warm, empty lurker's cottage just down the road a bit?

*reaches into the Pocket-of-Destiny and pulls out a big fluffy sleeping bag for witty and a mat to sleep on*

here ya go! hope you like them.

*reaches into pocket again and pulls out a poncho. pulls it on over her clothes and climbs up into a tree to snooze/keep watch*

~whispers to Butch and Sunjello~

What do you mean "traiter" ? White man no friend to poor Two Jellos - said posse would be easy prey, "Posse has heads in clouds" The Celery said. You boys dupe Indian brave now look where you got um !

[Zero is giggling at the webjellos. Without his armor, it's a somewhat nervewracking sight. You'd hate to see him WITH his armor.]

*shouts to Posse*

This not fair - we need food. Beans is good, yes ?

*sighs, comes out of tree to GL and the fire*

is there enough to feed the jellos and us? looks like it.

*serves up three bowls for the jellos and brings them over*

here, guys. eat up. do you use spoons?

*the bushes rustle*

*the bushes rustle some more this time to the south*

*the bushes rustle a little bit to the west*

*draws weapon*

*to the jellos* don't move a musc... er, jello bit. i mean it. /don't even jiggle/.

*stage whisper to the posse* guys?! get up.

*sneaks toward the rustling bushes at the north, gun at the ready*

*a large simian follows sea to the north*

*er, that is, the location of the first rustlings*

The rustle in the northern bushes moves to the east*

simulpost city!

*hears something lumbering behind her. reaches into pocket and retrieves mirror. sees ape in mirror. disappears behind bushes, prepares to ambush ape*

*the rustle in the bushes in the west make an owl hoot call*

*the Ape hears the owl call and climbs a nearby tree*

*hears owl call*

~whispers to Butch and Sunjello~

Our brothers are here - I try and dupe Posse people to letting down their guard whilst they eat crudite. Joe thinks this not frontier food.

You must try and move now whilst guard is gone

*sea curses mildly as the ape does not follow her. she moves slowly westward, creeping up ever so quietly with her gun drawn*

*the rustle in the bushes to the south starts to make it's way towards the jello captives*