A Conversation for The Barbecue
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Researcher PSG Posted Apr 26, 2002
*wanders up with brolly, thus displaying typical English mistrust of the weather at BBQ's*
Is the food ready or has the drizzle started?
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 26, 2002
An umbrella, a sensible idea at a BBQ. I wish I could plan ahead like that.
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Researcher PSG Posted Apr 26, 2002
oh it's a bit of planning formed from habit. There is a pub near me that is well known for making rain. Every time they plan a BBQ, no matter how good the weather is in the rest of the country or even a mile down the road, it rains. Within half an hour of putting up posters advertising the BBQ everyone has brollies and plans to spend the bank holiday elsewhere.
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MaW Posted Apr 26, 2002
* wolfs down 
s and 
s *
Last time I went to a barbeque was in September...
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Researcher PSG Posted Apr 26, 2002
*chews on *
You are either very brave or not from the UK.
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 26, 2002
Whats wrong with Barbeques in the rain? It's traditional
*eats a
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Researcher PSG Posted Apr 26, 2002
So it witch burning and believing the world is flat.
*gets another *
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Apr 26, 2002
I'm told that the Flat Earth Society tried to increase membership by sending out CIRCULARS .... 
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Researcher 178815 Posted Apr 26, 2002
Mmmm...
*Munches on a red hot 
.*
*realises it has on it*
Argh! 
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 26, 2002
Of course the world is flat. Or else the people in Australia would fall to their deaths. Or we would, it depends.
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Researcher PSG Posted Apr 26, 2002
Doesn't anyone like these deep fried planets (a scottish dish)?
*looks through plate*
Hey, who chewed this and put it back?
p.s. If you don't know, it is a scottish tradition to deep fry anything that doesn't move fast enough.
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Researcher 178815 Posted Apr 26, 2002
The doesn't move fast enough?
It wasn't me! I spat it out and threw it away... Must be more than one marmite hater here
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Apr 26, 2002
...er... could i have one of those kebab thingies please ??
alec.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 26, 2002
*Arnold walks in, everyone is silent in admiration.
*Arnold wakes up from his dream.
*Arnold remembers that he was on a hockey game, looks after the hockey puck that hit him.
*Arnold sees Caerwynn ready to take a big bite out of a big, black, barbecued round object.
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- 81: Researcher PSG (Apr 26, 2002)
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- 84: MaW (Apr 26, 2002)
- 85: Researcher PSG (Apr 26, 2002)
- 86: Fred Smith (Apr 26, 2002)
- 87: Researcher PSG (Apr 26, 2002)
- 88: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Apr 26, 2002)
- 89: Jimi X (Apr 26, 2002)
- 90: Researcher 178815 (Apr 26, 2002)
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- 95: Researcher 178815 (Apr 26, 2002)
- 96: Coniraya (Apr 26, 2002)
- 97: Fred Smith (Apr 26, 2002)
- 98: Coniraya (Apr 26, 2002)
- 99: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Apr 26, 2002)
- 100: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Apr 26, 2002)
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