A Conversation for The Barbecue
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Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead Posted Apr 26, 2002
Why don't you just do what eventually happens at every barbecue.
Go inside - turn the grill on - and then we can eat without ending up in casualty the following day.
*Takes bite out of slightly under-cooked chicken, then wipes blood from chin*
I think this could do with another couple of minutes....
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Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead Posted Apr 26, 2002
Why don't you just do what eventually happens at every barbecue.
Go inside - turn the grill on - and then we can eat without ending up in casualty the following day.
*Takes bite out of slightly under-cooked chicken, then wipes blood from chin*
I think this could do with another couple of minutes....
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MaW Posted Apr 26, 2002
* wanders up to the barbeque and looks at it critically *
This isn't going very well, is it? Why don't we try some of this?
* he produces a five litre bottle of lighter fluid, two sticks of dynamite, a box of matches, a very large sack of charcoal, three packets of firelighter blocks and a small nuclear warhead *
One of these should manage to light the thing...
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Abi Posted Apr 26, 2002
But then again, Casualty might be fun! After all think of all those scrummy doctors and nurses... 
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Swiv (decrepit postgrad) Posted Apr 26, 2002
nah... think the lighter fuel's a better plan - much room for hilariously singed eyebrows
*hands over bottle*
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Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead Posted Apr 26, 2002
*noise of match striking*
Anyone fancy a cigar????
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Apr 26, 2002
*makes entrance poised impressively astride gold dragon Espharoth* 
Would you like to have the Barbecue started by a REAL expert?
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Apr 26, 2002
. . . the 'burgers are coming by coach ... starting from Hamburg, picking uo a few more in Flensburg,
....even the Burgomaster himself is on his way .... 
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Apr 26, 2002
Yummy. Any sausages?
*Crowds round the barbecue, almost getting in people's way, offering unhelpful advice.*
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- 1: Abi (Apr 26, 2002)
- 2: Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead (Apr 26, 2002)
- 3: Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead (Apr 26, 2002)
- 4: Abi (Apr 26, 2002)
- 5: MaW (Apr 26, 2002)
- 6: Abi (Apr 26, 2002)
- 7: Swiv (decrepit postgrad) (Apr 26, 2002)
- 8: Abi (Apr 26, 2002)
- 9: Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead (Apr 26, 2002)
- 10: MaW (Apr 26, 2002)
- 11: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Apr 26, 2002)
- 12: Swiv (decrepit postgrad) (Apr 26, 2002)
- 13: Mina (Apr 26, 2002)
- 14: Abi (Apr 26, 2002)
- 15: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Apr 26, 2002)
- 16: MaW (Apr 26, 2002)
- 17: Abi (Apr 26, 2002)
- 18: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Apr 26, 2002)
- 19: Swiv (decrepit postgrad) (Apr 26, 2002)
- 20: Ashley (Apr 26, 2002)
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