A Conversation for The Barbecue

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Post 41

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

*uses patented Air Ostrich jet-pack to flame-grill a few smiley - burgersmiley - burgersmiley - burger

smiley - cool


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Post 42

MaW

* offers Jimi X some charcoal, lighter fluid, firelighters, dynamite and the nuclear warhead *

These might help.


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Post 43

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

*cunningly swaps one of Clive's well-cooked burgers for some Goo smiley - cake*


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Post 44

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

conflagrates smiley - cake by accident.

smiley - erm


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Post 45

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

*offers Clive some more on the condition that he turns his makeshift rocket-fired grill off*


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Post 46

Coniraya

*nips over from dance floor*

May I have a smiley - corncob and smiley - hotdog please?


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Post 47

Jimi X

Mmmmm, nothing says 'drunken picnics' like undercooked meat.

smiley - cheers


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Post 48

Mina

I'll have you know, the sun always shines on h2g2! smiley - hug


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Post 49

Mina

Whoops, that'll teach me to turn the page! smiley - silly


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Post 50

MaW

Of course it does, Linda - and it will rain perpetually if you leave.

* sucks up *


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Post 51

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

I'm using the excellent gadget to display my threads ATM due to the sheer number of them. smiley - smiley

Have you tried any of this goo-coloured chocolate marble smiley - cake, Mina?

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 52

Coniraya

A senior moment, Linda smiley - winkeye!


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Post 53

Mina

smiley - laugh

MaW, you can suck up as much as you like. smiley - winkeye


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Post 54

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

We love you, Mina! *speaks for everyone within a 3000-mile radius except Mina*


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Post 55

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

oh alright. smiley - sadface

*sets it to a weak heat - sticks a burger on a skewer at starts turning it on the low flame*

smiley - biggrinsmiley - burger


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Post 56

Mina

smiley - blushsmiley - winkeye


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Post 57

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

You can turn it back up once you've safely stored the smiley - cake!


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Post 58

MaW

* smiley - hugs Linda *


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Post 59

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

~grin~ smiley - biggrin


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Post 60

Mina

*helps herself to a hot sausage*


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