h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i never ate them......had to throw them out in the end because they wre going rotten and smellin bad.

well i'm sure that's relevant somehow

i've got sausages for tea night.

Yummy.
I got cooked for last night.
By a male.
That's got to have novelty value, at least.

good lord, are you alright?

did he poison you? waht does he want?

FABT

It was quite nice, actually.
But I think we all know what he wants.

(attention, the poor things aren't in demand here, there's still many more of them than there are girls)

Timme to start a new chain story perhaps?...ill think of something to start with later when im more awake...lol

are somwhat perterbed to find, sticking up from the foods surface, a severed finger still wearing a ring with a large ruby in it !

oops sorry i butted in and then realised id not read all the posts sorry !

Ok lets try something really different...


All around him the young mage sensed something soothing and calming, a sense of lightness and peace.. it was so long, it seemed, since he had felt anything other than fear and tension.

He would allow himself a few hours rest he decided.. then he would move onwards...