h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but fail miserably and end up sounding like taht woman who played trillian in the hitchikers tv show.....but yoiu are wearing considerably more clothes.

the security guard does not appear to impressed by your squeeking and he radios his supervisor. as he dose this he turns slightly and you realise that he was standing in front of a sign. it says




AREA 51

You wonder where areas 1-50 went.

They don't exist. They're comming soon. Area51 was named as such to greate interest for the other 50 (sound familiar?)

Sounds spookily familiar. So area 51 it is then. You decide to investigate (let's face it, what else are you going to do?)

Then you remember that you still have to get passed the heavily armed security guard. You begin to formulate a plan in your mind but before you can act on it, you are surrounded by four army trucks with many more armed men who are intent on taking you with them.

You wonder where they want to take you, and before you know it you find yourself saying 'I'll go with you as long as it's far away from here, and you feed me.'

But you wonder where "here" really is. Is it area51?? Is it still inside the house where all this began??

If it turns out to be one of those is it a dream stories I'll, I'll. Well I'll think of something.

and besides,....the guards do look kind of hunky.......

(typical remark there)

Maybe you're still in the grouns of the house. After all, it was practically a mansion, you'd expect a few acres.
Anyway, the guards pick you up (one on each side) by the elbows and you are half dragged half carried into the compound.

gosh, isn't this exiting!?

Once inside, you are taken to a room. Looks like the kind of interrogation room you see in all the movies. You wait to be probed by the strapping young men

Ewww. Think I'll just lurk for a while.

But then the most attractive woman you have ever seen walks in and you decide it`s orth sticking around and getting involved

Knowing the adventure thus far has not left you looking the best. None of this (gender inspicific) seems to your advantage.

but on the other hand, at least you have the excuse of having been on an adventure, prefering to think of yourself as being enderingly rumpled, you put on your best pout and try to look innocent........



or at least, not guilty of anything punishable by monetary fine.

or of anything punishable by death, because you prefer

Gives a whole new meaning to death by

better than death by gone off vegetables.....which is what i am faced with if i actually go home and cook tea........

bleughy