A Conversation for Dead Man's Inn

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Post 101

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i cant remeber

i'll ask h2g2


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Post 102

Catwoman

The odd conversation you have been hearing in your head ceases. Alright? You feel your eyelids drooping. In the absence f any famous hypnotists and/or their puppets(?) Pooh is hypnotising you in a way reminiscent of battlefield surgery (it's not as good as the real kind, it hurts more, and your leg might just drop off)...


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Post 103

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

...from gnawing away at it. He's telling you a story "Oh the humanity!" you think to yourself and giggle and pass out (not unlike parts of a military academy)


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Post 104

Catwoman

You wake up again, your body having gotten fed up of passing out. You've had enough sleep today to last you a while. As you open your eyes, you see Pooh looking very disturbed. What did you say while you were out?


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Post 105

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

The rabbit whispers to Pooh "I 'eard 'im "smiley - musicalnoteIf you go down to the woods today...smiley - musicalnote". I think he's on to you."


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Post 106

Catwoman

Where did the rabbit come from, you wonder. Then you decide you'd better ask Pooh if he's any nearer to working uot how you can get out of here.


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Post 107

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

"giant green bunny" post 86


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Post 108

Catwoman

You jump on the back of the giant green bunny that you have just remembered vividly, apologise to it for forgetting about it, and ask it to take you away from all this.

Due to its being a rabbit, it doesn't actually understand what you're saying, but it does run (possibly because you've just jumped on it and it's scared)...


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Post 109

Detective Armani

(rolls about laughing at the image of a frightened giant green bunny)


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Post 110

Serephina

What on earths happened here!?..lmao


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Post 111

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

A woman laughing put us off? smiley - blush

smiley - laugh


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Post 112

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no, it was the enigizer buny iwht a hangover so we're still running.

FABT


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Post 113

Catwoman

...and running, and running.
Well, the bunny is running anyway. We're currently holding on for our lives...


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Post 114

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

Holding on to what?


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Post 115

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ummm, as it's before 9.00 pm here then i'd better say we're holding on to the bunny.












or we were, before we suddenly came up against a big fence with a mean looking security guard standing in front of the only gate with a very very very large gun in his hands.

FABT


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Post 116

Catwoman

'A gun? Pah, that's sooooooooooo much less scary than almost everything else we've seen tonight.'

That thought dies as the security guard, seemingly in slow motion, begins to pull back the trigger...


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Post 117

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which is a shame becuase the muzzel is most definately aiming at you and you forgot to put on your bullet proof underpants.

it's at times like this you wish that annoying kiwi was still here.....then you could hide behind it!


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Post 118

Catwoman

Since everything is happening in slow motion, you surmise that anything you did would appear to the guard to be happening superfast (it's been that kind of night).

Before he can blink, you grab the gun, point it at his brain, and say
"If you don't get me out of this place right now you'll be looking for your brains all over the garden."


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Post 119

Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

He looks at you oddly as all he here's sounds something like "beat it" as performed by the chipmunks.


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Post 120

Catwoman

You attempt to talk slowly, clearly, and in a deep and manly voice.


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