A Conversation for Dead Man's Inn
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Jun 25, 2002
i cant remeber
i'll ask h2g2
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Catwoman Posted Jun 25, 2002
The odd conversation you have been hearing in your head ceases. Alright? You feel your eyelids drooping. In the absence f any famous hypnotists and/or their puppets(?) Pooh is hypnotising you in a way reminiscent of battlefield surgery (it's not as good as the real kind, it hurts more, and your leg might just drop off)...
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jun 25, 2002
...from gnawing away at it. He's telling you a story "Oh the humanity!" you think to yourself and giggle and pass out (not unlike parts of a military academy)
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Catwoman Posted Jun 26, 2002
You wake up again, your body having gotten fed up of passing out. You've had enough sleep today to last you a while. As you open your eyes, you see Pooh looking very disturbed. What did you say while you were out?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jun 26, 2002
The rabbit whispers to Pooh "I 'eard 'im "If you go down to the woods today...". I think he's on to you."
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Catwoman Posted Jun 27, 2002
Where did the rabbit come from, you wonder. Then you decide you'd better ask Pooh if he's any nearer to working uot how you can get out of here.
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jun 27, 2002
"giant green bunny" post 86
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Catwoman Posted Jun 28, 2002
You jump on the back of the giant green bunny that you have just remembered vividly, apologise to it for forgetting about it, and ask it to take you away from all this.
Due to its being a rabbit, it doesn't actually understand what you're saying, but it does run (possibly because you've just jumped on it and it's scared)...
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Detective Armani Posted Jun 28, 2002
(rolls about laughing at the image of a frightened giant green bunny)
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Jul 10, 2002
no, it was the enigizer buny iwht a hangover so we're still running.
FABT
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Catwoman Posted Jul 14, 2002
...and running, and running.
Well, the bunny is running anyway. We're currently holding on for our lives...
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jul 14, 2002
Holding on to what?
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Jul 15, 2002
ummm, as it's before 9.00 pm here then i'd better say we're holding on to the bunny.
or we were, before we suddenly came up against a big fence with a mean looking security guard standing in front of the only gate with a very very very large gun in his hands.
FABT
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Catwoman Posted Jul 15, 2002
'A gun? Pah, that's sooooooooooo much less scary than almost everything else we've seen tonight.'
That thought dies as the security guard, seemingly in slow motion, begins to pull back the trigger...
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FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page Posted Jul 16, 2002
which is a shame becuase the muzzel is most definately aiming at you and you forgot to put on your bullet proof underpants.
it's at times like this you wish that annoying kiwi was still here.....then you could hide behind it!
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Catwoman Posted Jul 17, 2002
Since everything is happening in slow motion, you surmise that anything you did would appear to the guard to be happening superfast (it's been that kind of night).
Before he can blink, you grab the gun, point it at his brain, and say
"If you don't get me out of this place right now you'll be looking for your brains all over the garden."
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jul 20, 2002
He looks at you oddly as all he here's sounds something like "beat it" as performed by the chipmunks.
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Catwoman Posted Jul 20, 2002
You attempt to talk slowly, clearly, and in a deep and manly voice.
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- 101: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Jun 25, 2002)
- 102: Catwoman (Jun 25, 2002)
- 103: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jun 25, 2002)
- 104: Catwoman (Jun 26, 2002)
- 105: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jun 26, 2002)
- 106: Catwoman (Jun 27, 2002)
- 107: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jun 27, 2002)
- 108: Catwoman (Jun 28, 2002)
- 109: Detective Armani (Jun 28, 2002)
- 110: Serephina (Jul 9, 2002)
- 111: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 9, 2002)
- 112: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Jul 10, 2002)
- 113: Catwoman (Jul 14, 2002)
- 114: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 14, 2002)
- 115: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Jul 15, 2002)
- 116: Catwoman (Jul 15, 2002)
- 117: FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page (Jul 16, 2002)
- 118: Catwoman (Jul 17, 2002)
- 119: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 20, 2002)
- 120: Catwoman (Jul 20, 2002)
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