Posted: 30^th May 2002

I'm not used to all this you know. I'd just got into the habit of sitting around on a Wednesday getting quietly drunk in a corner. But Shazz is off this week, no doubt doing something fun. But hey, she deserves it. So, it falls to me to help Greebo with getting this issue up. I have to admit that I'd forgotten how to do it.

Thanks to all our contributors who got their articles in to us early, we don't have shazz's almost unending patience, or her incredible editing skills. So we need time, and if I've had anything to do with it, expect spelling mistakes. In fact, a mention will go out next week to whoever can find the most spelling mistakes in this edition, you never know, there might not be any. Stick any you find in a forum off this page to prove you found them first.

Got to remember to congratulate Peregrin and Tinkerbell, if you want to know why, read Abi's column.

Now, was there anything else? Oh yes, it's a long weekend over here this weekend to celebrate the Queens Golden Jubilee, and we'd love to hear how everyone celebrates it. Me personally, I'm going to a beer festival in Ipswich.

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  AGG/GAG
  


~jwf~ does another Editorial Wheeeee!

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  Notes From a Small Planet
  


Ormondroyd with his excellent, sometimes quirky, look at current affairs.

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  The Post Top Ten
  


Greeting Pop Pickers, this has nothing to do with music. Not this week at least. A new item for us, and long overdue, but get along to see what it's about and to have your say.

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  The Quest
  


sea brings more creative writing to soothe our tired eyes and idle minds.

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  Stragbasher Moves On
  


The conclusions of Stragbashers wanderings.

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  Abi's Community Column
  


The world cup getting you down or is it the best thing to happen in the last four years? Only one of the topics that our dearest Community Editor from the Towers manages to encapsulate.

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  The Eurovision Thing
  


Love it, Hate it, or just get drunk in front of it playing Laugh Along with Terry. But what is it?

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  Somewhere Under The Rainbow
  


More news from the LesBiGay community.

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  The Post Wordsearch Eleven
  


The Solution.

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  h2g2 Life
  


An artist in the family

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  The Post Wordsearch Twelve
  


Themed upon those graceful things that there aren't enough off. No, not English Cricketers Who Can Catch, Trees.

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  45 Words
  


Succinct history. Why did they never have this sort of thing when I was at school, would have saved an awful lot of tedious dredging through tedious text books.

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  The Timelord Quiz - ABCD - The Solution
  


I own up, I got none. Not a single sausage.

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  The Post Horror Scope
  


Mystical, nay, Prophetical non-waffle from Greebo.

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  Stories From Spook
  


The return of an old favourite.

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  Future Prefect
  


The second installment from MaW

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  The Timelord Quiz
  


ABCD 2.

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  The h2g2 Post Recipe
  


A meal for four, perfect for when the In-Laws come round and you desperately need to try and convince them that contrary to their inherent beliefs, you are actually feeding their beloved offspring well.

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  Announcements
  


Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Don't you just hate it when someone shouts that? Anyone, on with the announcements.

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  Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
  


No where near as bad as a Vogons.

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  Classified Ads
  


A great page run by Moonglum

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  So Long, And Thanks For Laughing
  


The Computer Idiots Dictionary

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  The Post Links Page
  

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  24 Lies A Second
  


Awix's turn to pan a certain film.

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  JJ's Carmalised Movie Review
  


Yeah, I know I could look it up, but I'm tired. Anyway, this week we get the essential review of The New Guy.