h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very relaxing head massage: thanks Legion!

*watches fight thoughtfully while drinking *

Hah! Mr Legion *has* no tickles. He's just that tough.

*Strikes macho pose, retrieves shoes and puts them on, re-strikes pose*

Takes a small pin and pops a small soap bubble above Legions head...thats his bubble burst!

We see his beer belly for what it is...slightly nauseating

Oh, underwear.

*Thinks rapidly*

No tickles?

*Those around look amazed as a lightbulb appears above Euan's head.

The lightbulb fails to light.*

*clinks bottles with Poison and watches as the carnage unfolds around them*

You know, it's almost like watching professional wrestiling, only no one's saying "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking" or anything aft like that. I like this much better.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto (disguised as a door) has his knob shot off by the Lone Ranger.

*punches Toxin in the face and continues watching the boys go at it*

That wasnt very nice JJ!

That's what I thought. But what do you expect from folks who can't even spell your name when it's on the screen?!

OKay, so you come into our thread (uninvited, I might add,) and then you get touchy when I punch you in the face for interrupting a really good row?

And besides that, explain to me why I should care that your name has two "X"'s in it?

Honestly, people these days...

*finishes off her and opens another*

Oh, I need a gold plated invitation do I? And I thought that the concept of hootoo was that of an open forum. It was FwT that made the first objection, not me (thanks bud ennywaze). Touchy! Moi? You seem to be the one whose worrying about the least little criticism of your spelling. People these days indeed!

If I weren't in such a good mood, I'd whack you about the head with my boyfriend's bass guitar, I would.

Dude, I was only joking. I could care less wether or not you join the forum; I just didn't particularly appreciate the way you went about it. It's kindness or carnage in this thread, yo.

Doubt that he'd thank you for that. Do you have a problem about Tonto? It's Spanish for stupid.

Hmmm...

*Waves to the balistas on the battlements. As one, they launch a flurry of tree-sized bolts at Mr. Leigon and his lackeys.*

Meanwhile, back at the ranch etc..............

*frowns at Toxxin once more*

You're just being mean-spirited now.

*butsts open her bottle and throws the marble in the general direction of his/her eye*

*sits drinking *
JJ where did u learn bout this stuff?

Learn 'bout what? Talking like I know what I'm on a about?

That comes from writing one and a half novels, darling.