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Post 261

friendlywithteeth

Then how can Legion see your ankles?


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Post 262

Mr. Legion

smiley - yikes Handbags at twenty paces! smiley - biggrin

Just to let you know JJ, like a knight-errand of old Ai em willing to fight for the honour of thine fair ankles.

smiley - erm Just not right now.

smiley - run


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Post 263

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

How sad... smiley - cry


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Post 264

friendlywithteeth

smiley - biggrin


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Post 265

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

hehehe.


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Post 266

friendlywithteeth

smiley - biggrin


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Post 267

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

*Meanwhile, back in the lab, Euan realises that it's been 5 or more days since he posted, so he does...

Honour is satisfied.*

Actually I had flu. But I'm better now, and spoiling for a conversation


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Post 268

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

smiley - huh Well are you okay now? I'd assume as much, since you're back.


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Post 269

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

Much better. Listen

Foul denziens of the nether regions of Hell, begone and never bother ML again! Or nasty things will happen, oh yes...

What do you think?


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Post 270

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

It was lovely, but now I'm afraid I have to act decidedly offended in your general direction. No offense meant, of course.

JJ: *gasps* Well I never! I don't know how long it's been since I've come up from Hell that I've been treated that way. I may be a foul denizen, yes, but that doesn't mean that I don't have rights...!

Thrasymachus: I have to agree with her. You knights can be so tiresome. *looks at JJ* You want I should rough him up, boss?

JJ: Of course not. We don't have to sionk to his level...!

My appologies! smiley - biggrin But it's soi much fun to be an advocate for E-vil rights, demo (you know)?


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Post 271

Mystrunner

*Sits in the rafters, and sights along his crossbow.


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Post 272

Mr. Legion

*Squints up into the rafters*

smiley - yikes

*Scampers for cover*


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Post 273

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

*JJ notices that Legion is scampering for cover, which usually means that some freak is up in the rafters with a projectile weapon. So she grabs Legion by the arm, holds him close to her (for the forcefield, you pervert, not because I /like/ you or anything, uugh,) and snaps the fingers of her left hand. A light blue nimbus appears around them both, which is completely impenitrable. ...For the next five posts or so, anyway.*


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Post 274

Mr. Legion

What...


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Post 275

Mr. Legion

...happens...


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Post 276

Mr. Legion

...when...


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Post 277

Mr. Legion

...it...


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Post 278

Mr. Legion

...wears...


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Post 279

Mr. Legion

...off?

smiley - yikes

*Wriggles out of JJs arms, ducks behind table*


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Post 280

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

You idiot...! *punches him in the arm*

When it dissapears, I can no longer save your sorry stupid a$$, that's what happens. *Dives under a sturdy table, leaving Mystrunner with a clear shot at baka munki (stoopid munkey) Legion.*


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