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*Splutters*

Leather sporran?

Next you'll be telling me that you've got a plastic sgean dubh.

*Looks down*

Oh, and see that mirror you're standing on?

Nice red lacy stuff. Thought that was for a lady friend.

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Oh, this is just /way/ too fun.

*grins at both Legionsy and Euan in turn*

You boys... hehehe.

*gets out some * Want some Poison?

yeah thanx JJ

Sgean dubh? Why would I bother with a fiddly little pig sticker when I have this?

*Unsheathes gleaming claymore of very real, very pointy Toledo steel*

...I mean, there's the traditional aspect an' all that, but I just didn't see the point when I was being kitted out in 'The Tartan Barn'.

*Reaches into kilt, removes a lacy pink handkerchief*

Hmmm. Tiffani must have left it there after...after...anyway. F63252?thread=178004&skip=420&show=20 Posting 439. What is a mirror doing under my feet, anyway? And just at the time I'm wearing a kilt too...suspicious...

Legionsy, darling, you know we all love you, but I sincerely doubt that anyone wants to see what you have (or, subsequently, /haven't/ got [Hurray for doubly entendres!]) under your kilt.

That's disgusting.

Now if some had put a mirror under Euan's kilt, that might be understandable...

You're right JJ. The world isn't ready yet.

Come on, own up. Who put the mirror there?

*Looks suspiciously at Euan - any guy who habitually wears a skirt, well, say no more...*

Legion, admit it. You're just jealous that Euan looks better in a kilt than you do.

*grins because JJ has by the look of things joined in taunting legion*

Darling, I've made an /occupation/ out of terrorisin my belov'd leader.

Bah Well, he does seem to have a vague idea of what a kilt looks like, which puts him one step ahead of the Legion.

*Steps behind dressing screen, emerges wearing sensible pair of jeans. Makes evil eye at Euan, mutters wizardly curses*

May icicles give frostbite to your gonads! May they go black, drop off and be collected by a squirrel with a keen sense of irony and an eye for double entendres!

*idly makes the wind blow the other way making legion in his kilt just"a little" cold*

You've taken all the time that you were away to think that up, and have waited days to think that up, havent you Legion?

FWT that was NASTY!!!
oooo i lovee sarcasm!

Sorry, server packed in. Euan returns to taunt

Legion, you just have no idea, you numpty. Wearing a kilt makes things even less likely to drop off, for a number of reasons.

1. There's less constriction of the aforementioned bits.
2. Better ventilation.
3. It's warmer.
4. Even with your pointy metal stick, kilts are meant to be armoured, so you can chop and chop, but nothing will fall.
5. The sporran is also armoured. Enough said.

*Mutters* Eejit.

Oh. by the way, look up.

Enough of the kilt talk!

He started it!

*Looks back*

OK, JJ started it. BUt he continued it and I'm just taunting.

I dont care who started it: I'm finishing it!

*grins*

I'm a bad gel...

OKay, someone remind me what we were originaly doing in this thread? Because I /really/ can't remember.

Fighting Legion...but that was before we found out that he can't

Yeah, generaly he uses me for that...

*sigh*