h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(as long as you dont mind eating veggie!)

hello there! we have all been on a bit of a winter break i think well actually i have been drinking my way through the bar supplies and we lost *hiccup* mystrunner in the garden, White Wizard has a new pet sshhhh! and wargamer *hiccup* has a problem! As for the rest of them *hiccup* dunno where they are!
Vernon still smells bad ...

wow, do i get a pet ? it'd be great for cooking things!

Want to be a Chef? Okay... but I'm afraid the Kitchen has wandered off again...

thats alrite, i'll have a look for it. any idea where it was last seen?

Umm... five miles off of Bermuda...

i dont think wargamer will let you have a dragon to heat the food - he kills them for a living

I am a Veggie anyway but i dont like nuts ()

well if he kills my pet , then he wont be getting any hot food! i like some nuts, but not if they dominate the flavour. any fave recipies?

*From outside, a firey noise is heard, followed by Wargamer's screaming.*
AArrgh! That's it! You're sushi!
*More smashing, more roaring, and a very solid "Clang!"*
Okay... Best outta' three...

sushi? you're attacking fish?!

also, as the chef, can i create a kitchen page?

I think that *was* a .

We added on a pub and a library so i dont see why not! just give Wargamer the A number and he will add it in.

'wargamer - there's a big green thing behind you...'

Haha... Like I'm falling for that...

Argh!
*CRACK!*
I hate it when that happens!

That happens alot Arwen, you can be having a conversation and suddenly a large bang is heard, and green and red blubber flies through the air. You learn to duck and run very quickly

*Blows smoke from his Railgun.*
He didn't!

check this out-let me know what you think. A1011961 i will add to it over time, but my lunch break is almost over!

where has everybody gone?!

still here, don't worry!
We half been closed for a spring break but the college is up and running dont worry. just wander round and post in the conversation threads to wake everybody up! we are all subscribed to them. I keep meaning to check the building for s and s!

wake up!!