h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a psychic fish (the little plastic red type you get in Christmas crackers are but poor imitations of me).

I hear you're looking for a Seer. I'd like to offer my services, (though I'd rather be an oracle) I'd be perfect for the job, I never make sense and I can use my tail and fins for divination. I'm also a dab hand at dowsing and I drink like a fish.

I come with my own handmaiden and apprentice, Fattylizard, she defies gravity (no lizard that fat should be so spritely) and is 'not a false profit' whatever that means.

Demonstrations on request.
and

It's very quiet here. I do hope there hasn't been an unnatural disaster.

*wanders off to look for people or signs of wreckage*

Hey there! Sorry about the lateness of the reply, but things are generally hectic here. I'm Wargamer, the Bursar, and I'll get you signed up right away.

Yay. Can Fattylizard join too?

And can I be the official seer? I'd be happy to build my own mystic caves. I was thinking something dark and dank off the gardens, with maybe a few resident spirits.

Done, you are now the CO-MAPP Seer!

*promoting by name tag*

I'll start building right away. I don't suppose a large infusion of cash...Nah, I'll stop while I'm ahead.

I think Arwen used all the petty cash for the kitchen - and Wargamer only gave that up under duress

However, i can quite easily manipluate the expenses bill for the bar if necessary

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At no cost to CO-MAPP I've built the caves and I think we're ready to open for business, pending your approval.

We're at A1064341

There's plenty of room if any other seers want to have their own cave there.

I'll add it to the list.

hey, is this place still up n running???????
i'd like to be part of it if at all possible.........
i'm PAGANMOON the mad .....
my spell's are a little rusty (rather like me.. lol) but i'm sure i can soon buff them up.... my psychic abilities are lying dormant at the mo. due to sheer laziness.... they need to be woken up.......
someone get back to me...........

Hey. I would like the highest position avalible that requires the least amount of work, but pays the most money.

BOB

Due to an experiment of unknown origin Co-MAPP was temporarily... well we weren't here.

The finer details have yet to be discovered, logged, ignored and finally hidden on the top shelf of the bar.

Recruitment for the next semester is currently taking place at F85526?thread=1582606