h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, I see

Those damn zombies! They get into everything, and just when you think you're done cleaning, they drop a limb, or an ear or something onto the freshly mopped floor.

*stock of an cans of "Zombie Stain Remover"*

That was supposed to read:

*stocks up on cans of "Zombie Stain Remover"*

but my fingers refused to cooperate... I hate it when they do that!

but what does a round mean?

Yep
I think a mission statement is a good idea,
The college..
Other than the library, common room and burary the college seems to have closed off a few of its departments. We certainly need a kitchen/cafeteria, the Arch chancellor could do with an office, and an experimenting lab for us students. (and perhaps an emergency bomb shelter for when the experiments go wrong!)Maybe a room of unknown entities that act a bit like an oracle giving advice that doesnt make sense at all.ie one might go to ask where is my green sock and the answer is 42!!
Our aim should be to recruit more students by scanning researchers names and posting them an invite. Checking the who's online list and picking out anyone that has a wizardy or magical name etc.cos the more there is the less work we have to do )
Perhaps even have a standard smiley signature for members.
We could also shamelessly hang about the bars and pubs wearing our college football team strip. (do we have a football team?!)
More than that i cant think at the moment cos i spent the night locked in the common room by some very mean furniture and a door!

Okay, so I've got the Kitchen, Research Lab, Bar & Oracle Chamber to add. However, we now need a Chef, Scientist, Seer and maybe a Barman. Anyone want a position? Once you've got your title, you can either create the room yourself by posting a new convo, or I'll make one for you.

*oh no she is back grumbles, the faculty*
CURRICULUM VITAE

NAME - Sir Mort of the Lunar Eclipse - Gothic Princess, Knight of h2g2 .
CURRENT POSITION - Student of Co-MAPP and Knight of h2g2.
AGE - Still counting
ADDRESS - a small dark corner of Castle Anthrax
HOBBIES - drinking, and... erm drinking, not falling of horses
SPECIAL ABILITIES - unknown as yet, but very good with cats, grinding teeth, and making pretty colours in the sky with bottles of chemicals stolen.. er borrowed from the labs
REFERENCE - shall i make one up?
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION - 2 + 2 = 4

Do you think you could use my talents? Happy to help

What position did you want?

Oh anything at all, i would be fantastic at any of them .
I will leave it up to you to appoint me a positon!

Okay, Gardener has now been added to the list of positions, and a Position List has been put on the main page...

Oh, and Mort. Myst. You need to tell me if you have any Magical/Psychic abilities.

magical powers - psychic with power of the hourglass.

I could do the bar if i promise not to drink it dry

Psionic.

Right, thanks.

Telekenisis, and time-space manip.

mmmm... chancellor of magic.. now thats a nice title.I wouldnt say no to 2 positions thats if nobody objects, It can get a bit of a bore being stuck in the library & besides Iam a master of sorcery, so my teachings of the subject would be invaluble to the students.Now then, 1st round is on me whats everybody drinking

!

oooh look what Ive got........PRINGLES!!!!

& chocolate

Well, until someone better comes along, I don't see why you can't hold both!

Oh, and If you're still buying, I'll have a .

Chocolate and Pringles.
Oh, I better go and get the bar ready for opening then. *memo to self - White Wizzard buying drinks, so must double prices*

Why don't we just combine the kitchen and the lab? I mean - theres bound to be odd things mixed up in both. How bout a large room with tables, and a hearth/fireplace at each end (one for potion boiling, etc. the one at the other end if the room for soups, stews, etc. Along with an oven, a couple of fridges, etc. That way we don't have to do two separate rooms, and it could be more fun with the mix-ups that would occur!