h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

many brits use accESSories for other things that they weren't intended for

>IES<

only for personal and private use, it is ESsentIal that these things are not used on the battlefield though

IAL

most definitely, combatants can't specIALize and get the wrong one out on the battlefield :ie - chain mail/chain male

>IZE<

Most certainly to bring a chain male into the battle would bring forth the anger of the prophet EZekIal and the knights would be destroyed


IAL

Aye! no time for joviALIties when on the field of battle

>IES<

that is just about the first SEnsIble post we have had since the battle started, I hope we are not going to have anymore of that

BLE

taking accountaBLEness's into consideration, this knight couldn't say if he could be serious or not in future conflicts, including grammar

>SSS<

I see the usual SuSpectS are torturing the English language to get a lst three letters mix. I would have thought us knights were above such shenanigans

With your goddeSSShip's permission can we please get on with the skirmish? The foe is waiting impatiently



>IPS<

yep, but be aware of the dipSadomorPhIdae(genus of snakes) in the grasses of the fields of battle

>DAE<

only an ADdElepated knight would walk barefoot on the battle field with snakes in the grass, mind you not all snakes in the grass are snakes!!


TED

I am DETermined to take part in the battle so I will mount my trusted . Surely no snake can bite through the skin of my pachyderm!



>NED<

armour-plated and a knights full body armour equals, heading into battle with 110% rEDNecked gusto for the ensuing melee

>KED<

It is only those of us who are KNightEd who can charge into battle, the serfs and villeins must stay behind to clear up the > droppings..it will take them ages soo we can slope off to the tavern and have a

TED

Alas, we have a shortage of serfs, varlets and of course damsels in our small force. Therefore! caDETship recruitment is at a low

>HIP<

We could try sHIPping in some conscripts from Yorkshire I understand they are pretty handy in a punch up


ING (sorry)

Argh! Yorkshire damsels ARE good in a fight, but they don't play to the rules of chivalry and are too antaGoNIstic at all times. Conscripts just don't match up to them

>TIC<


a "ing" ain't too bad now and again

Then we must turn to the CITizens of the Winterfell to join us in battle and repulse the scourge of dragon riders who infest the kingdom with their black puddings and jellied eels


ENS

Deep under the cliffs of Whitby, the hatchery has just had a clutch of 8 's and training will be started soon after they fledge. Yorkshire 's are renowned worldwide and mutageNESis guarantees perfection

>SIS<