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Post 18241

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

time to get listed smiley - ale again smiley - erm the top knights from the SETtlements are gathering for the annual jousting contest

>NTS<


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Post 18242

kasard

Will there be TeNtS there with bars selling really good Cornish smiley - ale?

NTS (againsmiley - biggrin)


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Post 18243

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The vaSTNess between the settlements, I suppose we could still get some carted up to the joust, there's lindisfarne mead coming from the other direction

>ESS<


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Post 18244

kasard

If it is as SEnSational as Cornish mead us knights will get reallysmiley - drunk

NAL


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Post 18245

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

having only sampled lindisfarne mead, I know that the pAstureLaNd of the country and the local bees thereabouts, will produce excellent mead. Therefore, one day I hope to sample Cornish smiley - smiley

>AND<


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Post 18246

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I have to skip the jousting this time. This baNDAge hides the mother of a tennis elbow. My smiley - doctor is planning to invent a suitable sport to go with it but he got diverted and spends most of his time on something he calls a golf course these days smiley - erm

smiley - pirate

>AGE<


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Post 18247

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

then let us get this belEAGuered quack doctor out of the village, he's no good for keeping hard working knights in good health.

>RED<


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Post 18248

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Ah, but the good smiley - doctor is the only one with the right RemeDiEs to make our moonshine taste like proper single malt whisky until someone invents the real thing smiley - erm

smiley - pirate

>IES<


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Post 18249

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

some of the best taverns have been beSIEged by riff-raff smiley - sadface
We knights need our own place and can then guarantee top notch ales and spirits

>GED<


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Post 18250

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

This should lift your spirits: I just heard on the news that single malt whisky is due to be invented next Thursday. The lab has just received the newest cutting eDGE equipment for it. Hooray! smiley - cheers

smiley - pirate

>DGE<


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Post 18251

kasard

DGE
Are you aware the new whisky is being distilled from Cornish marram grass a Somewhat DownGradEd version of Cornish mead. more suitable for damsels and midden maids than knight own pleasuresmiley - drunk

DED


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Post 18252

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I have inDeED heard about that, but don't you worry. A few of us knights have forced the inventor to use peat from the bogs on Islay smiley - ok

smiley - pirate

>EED>


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Post 18253

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I'm busy training some DEErhounds, a squad of 6smiley - smiley ready for the hunting season

>NDS<


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Post 18254

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Exactly what kind of deer were you counting on catching with a sixpack of poodles like these? Not sure I can eNDorSe this kind of hunting smiley - erm

smiley - pirate

>RSE<


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Post 18255

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ah! you have been miSREferred on that, deer-hounds not to chase deer, but serfs who abscond from the Lord of the manor's land and also to evict any intruders


>RED<


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Post 18256

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I see, yes, that makes a lot more sense. A set of fangs in their DERrieres should do the trick smiley - ok

(In particular if they miss their target and bite something else smiley - whistle )

smiley - pirate

>RES<


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Post 18257

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Oh my dogs do enjoy the entertainment that the bERSerkers bring, when running away from the houndssmiley - biggrinThey will actually sit and give them a head startsmiley - cool

>ERS<


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Post 18258

Triquack

Biting the nether parts of interlopers, especially non-Yorkshire types is a noble and ERStwhile activity. We like to see them smiley - wah and smiley - run.



Sorry for recent lack of activity, I've been in dry dock with a severe lung infection. Back home now, still on Oxy but getting there.smiley - ok


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Post 18259

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

We have regular entertainment venues for cLIEntèle throughout the country, that travel to us for the "hounds versus barbarians" events we hold.
Different classes, to win shields/cups/rosettes

>ELE<


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Post 18260

ITIWBS

The elephants gathered in the lee of the circus big top against the march of the EELs slithering over land in the torrent produced by the storm.

>ELS<


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