h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hannibal SLEw the mother of all eels. It was mighty good with mustard. And thus did the eel leave the saga forever.



>LEW<

A WELcome return to sanity, eels and elephants indeed; we knights should concentrate on the

OME

the EarldOM I serve, allows my pet Oswald he's only 334 yrs and still a baby

>DOM<

Sanity should be practiced in MODesty. There is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later



>STY<

posTSYnaptic potentials should be ignored and lets get back to being knights in armour and in armed warfare against European invaders to these isles

Not much point in that seeing as most of us are descendants of Anglo Saxons, Normans and other Vikings, is there?

But okay, you Picts can go ahead. I'll just STaY indoors and make merry with the damsels until the weather improves



>TAY<

ATYpical, you know you love to come over and dress up, putting blue wode on your face for the festivities err! scrapping

I LACk the lust for combat at the moment. Ib fact I'd better turn in



>ACK<

aye! me armour is going in for it's 500th joust service, to iron the chinks out, it's giving me bacKAChes

I have to ACKnowledge the need for needlework with a blowtorch from time to time but it's getting rather expensive

I tried to get it cheaper via the internet but they refused to accept my enquiry via email

They told me "we don't accept chain mail"



>DGE<

The Leeds Armoury has many used and re-slEDGehammered replacement suits of armour

I shall consiDER requiring their services. With a bit of luck I might get hammered myself



>DER<

only deal with Yorkshire armourers don't trust intERDealers, ar lot give good value prices and trade-ins


>ERS<

Its only sensible to exercise REServe when shopping for arms and armor.

>RVE<

I can confirm the VERacity of that I bragged I had bought new arms and armour in the tavern and when I got outside slightly meadful, a fishwife mugged me and ran off screaming she was going to kill the villein who stole her washing. Good job she didn't know it was me

ITY

alas the analYTIcal workings of a fishmongers wife, best stay clear Sir Knight as they are deadly with a filleting knife


>CAL<

call to arms! call to arms! the bLACkwater tribe are mustering forces again, for an attack in the region

I shall RETribute as soon as I've finished this and my daily dozen



>UTE<

beware the blUETongues of s laced with wode, s at large

>UES<

Wode is USEless as a flavouring, try Epsom salts

ESS